In The Middle Of Summer

Nina | she/her | I just really like fall out boy

[pochowek]

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

[gumstones]

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

[frameperfectcumcancel]

yall eat kleenex?

[stayfrostybish]

[sophisticatedegg]

Reblog money Andy for good luck! He will bring money, concert tickets, merch, etc your way, but only if you reblog him! Good luck!

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

[clonerightsagenda]

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Just fine.

[itslikewefelltothetop]

RANT/UNPOPULAR OPINION

so the vmas were tonight and i watched it to support fall out boy and a couple other artists i liked. and there were a HUGE number of issues i had with this years vmas:

firstly, WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ROCK SO MUCH??? during the chester bennington eulogy, jared leto asked the crowd to stand up in honor of chester and anyone who was struggling with the difficulties that he was going through. AND NO ONE STOOD UP. SO JARED HAD TO ASK TWICE. THIS WAS A MEMORIAL FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN ROCK AND POP-PUNK. IT WAS RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL. ALSO, THEY PUT A FUCKING AD RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EULOGY. THAT LEGEND DID NOT DESERVE THAT LEVEL OF DISRESPECT. IT DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER YOU LIKED LINKIN PARK OR NOT; CHESTER BENNINGTON WAS A GENIUS AND WAS A LIFE LOST TOO EARLY.

furthermore, to top it all off, they never even mentioned the Best Rock Video category. why have it if you won’t even acknowledge it?????

!! this next part is not for members of the clique that get angry easily. i love twenty one pilots too. i have a whole other blog dedicated to them. this is just my personal opinion. !!

ok, so both top and fob were nominated for Best Rock Video (top for heavydirtysoul and fob for Young & Menace), and SURPRISE, SURPRISE! twenty one pilots won. this angers me so much, it’s not even funny. here’s why:

• top is on hiatus right now. they’re not even active. no new singles, no album, no interviews, no nothing. • fob on the other hand is going on tour, releasing music, doing interviews, doing radio shows, doing promo, etc. • top didn’t even show up. neither tyler nor josh showed up. they didn’t say anything about the award at all, and [as of right now] they haven’t thanked their fans for the award. they never acknowledged it. • fob went to the vmas, hyped up the award, pete presented, they thanked their fans, they brought the llamas, they attended the red carpet, THEY BROUGHT THE LLAMAS. • top’s music video didn’t even have a meaning. it was literally just “tYjO dEfEaTeD bLuRrYfAcE!!1!!!1!” • fob’s music video spoke volumes about abuse. • heavydirtysoul (the song) came out 2015. • young & menace came out 2017.

AND NOW. THE #1 REASON I AM ANGRY THAT TOP WON INSTEAD OF FOB: top has won the same amount of awards that fob won in TWO YEARS that fob won in 16 YEARS. most of which, were won for the pure fact that most of the clique just mindlessly voted for top, regardless of whether or not they deserved it.

again, i am a huge fan of both bands, but i HIGH KEY feel that Fall Out Boy DESERVED that award (if it was not apparent in my rant).

[quigonejinn]

[tropiks]

[alwaysfob]

i’ll be your number 1 with: ⚪️ a bullet ⚪️ a mullet 🔘 the bully

i know you got cornflakes: ⚪️ cock it and pull it ⚪️ coated in pudding 🔘 cockey a pull it

[ofalltheginjoints]

peter serving up some truth today

[trippingeyes]

jet pack blues // fall out boy

[bluepinkcottoncandymemes]

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[aeorys-deactivated20260131]

this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

IT’S BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

[sjweminem]

pete wentz is inspirational bc he doesn’t even pretend to have a specific reason or excuse for taking a selfie he’s just like here’s me blinking in the bathroom and wearing a $6000 shirt

[joshpeck]

No, thank you, President Pitbull.

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[spaceboyfrnk]

21 pilots are so inspiring tho, like if they can release that horrible cover of “cancer” and still win a grammy you can do anything!