french faguette was taken

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[krabby-kronicle]

[doomdoodle]

[sinriel]

@techtonicactivity

[jturn]

me @ staff next week when the porn survives 

[superpagangirl]

Staff: we’re banning all adult content ESPECIALLY titties!!!

Also staff:

[pyrexvisean-deactivated20181125]

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

[veryfunnymemes]

[bewbin]

A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

[stability]

i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes

[parakavka]

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

[ria-neearts]

Chocobos~

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[meatcleavermutilator]

yall know what it is

[paprika]