thot crimes

yeah 😌❤️

[weaselknievel]

I actually have the womandate of heaven which is obviously better

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[wikicamp2]

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[poetrylesbian]

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[gaysie]

i’m crazy and the worst part is i’m not even free

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[chilewithcarnage]

'the masculine urge to/ the feminine urge to'

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen