Gay Opossum

🐍Gay (obviously), he/they, teenager, Pensacolian, amateur writer, femspike, certified silly boy🐍 (Picture made by possum.mood)

[gayopposum]

writing is scary

what if I die

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What the actual fucking fuck. I was on the bus and there was a red light. The goddamn guy next to us had some fkn white pickup truck. I didn't think much of it, those are all over rural Florida, but then he opened his door. I saw he was holding a toothbrush. That was weird. Then he spat out a white thick liquid onto the road. Just. Onto the road. With cars around him. He was brushing his teeth in the goddamn car, and then spat the toothbrush water onto the goddamn motherfucking road. And then kept driving when the green light came on.

Degenerate.

[gayopposum]

Making up a song parody on the spot

we got a

number 5 with some onion rings

and the kid's toy that can sing

can sing

a large fry with ketchup dip

and that new item that comes with chips

take me to the fast food to order a fat meal

you can take me McDonald's but not Taco Bell

id really love to

eat food with you

we can obese middle-aged men

[gayopposum]

my spirit animal is a quarter pounder with cheese

[gayopposum]

men

[gayopposum]

can Undertale stop being amazing

It's too anazing

It's destroying my life

[gayopposum]

how TF do people already jelly on toast

I have to use some skinny ass flimsy plastic butter knife and jam it in there over and over like I'm a peasant making butter in the 1520s, then I gotta slowly and painfully and meticulously pull said jelly, that's been crushed, onto my sad piece of shit toast, and then I have to spread it when it has the consistency of crushed up goddamn frog gains, and THEEEN i gotta use my messy sticky disgusting jelly hands to close the jar and put it back in my fridge

Am I the only who feels like this shit is impossible???

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Which Edition of D&D had the best design/artwork of an Arctic Dwarf?

Second Edition

Third Edition

Voting ended onMar 11

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[twilightofthesandwiches]

Which Edition of D&D had the best design/artwork of an Archlich?

Second Edition

Fourth Edition

Voting ended onMar 11

[gayopposum]

Second edition looks like a crazy fucking rockstar wizard that'll zap you to death

Fourth edition looks like a grandpa nerd who'll invite you for tea

Pathetic.

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BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

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[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[gayopposum]

Wait

Wait thats

That's how I was supposed to do it?

Oh no.

Ohhhhh no.

[gayopposum]

I feel like writing is such a lackluster skill. Why can't I be good at art? being good at art is fucking awesome. And yet I have have a stupid fucking pencil and can make words good. This is dumb.

[gayopposum]

First time following instructions to make something in Digital Design. I got this fucking wacky feller.

His name is Rog. He likes celery and vaguely shrugging.

[asks-offical]

Anyone who reblogs this will be sent a random silly ask

I mean it. I'm bored and don't want to do homework so if you want to be interacted with more that's what I'm here for.

[gayopposum]

Guy with no bones: "Wow I have no bones"

Guy with a lot of bones: "Wow I have a lot of bones."

Guy with normal amount of bones: "Wow I have a normal amount of bones."

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[gayopposum]

Whenever the starburst is too melted to get out properly I just plop it into my mouth with the plastic and spit it out later

Efficient.