brb, trying to become a kraken

Maddie, she/her, 31, madicshop on ao3

[madicshop]

Holy shit hi if you are my friend you might have to remind me frequently who you are since many of you have migrated here from the accursed bird app.

I've been on this hellsite so long that I follow a shit ton of blogs and will have to put more effort into seeing my mutuals' things, so please know I'm not ignoring you, I've just never used tumblr socially before now!

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[free-my-mindd]

- Franz Kafka, 1912

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[turing-tested]

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

this passage describing sexual cannibalism in praying mantises contains the only use of an exclamation point in a wikipedia article i have ever seen

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[parakeet]

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

[villainessbian]

and of course remember

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[transcyberism]

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[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[infinite-archive]

[chaserology-deactivated20260410]

this is maybe the greatest post ever made

[ang-c-art]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[important-animal-images]

@important-animal-images

[kiwisoap]

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

[kiwisoap]

Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.

Bird worked

[kiwisoap]

Also for everyone in the notes who wanted to see the Bird: I've got these pics pinned on my blog too but here is The Boy

[allsadnshit]

Keep thinking about when my therapist explained to me that believing you are cursed is another form of believing you are special and I was like okay I see it

[aokisouta]

new sanrio collab!!

[sn4ilsh3llz]