masc/masc aligned appreciation blog

(He/they/it) I am a simple boy, here to yearn over other boys.

[gayrandeur]

life is so stressful right now… if only i had a boy to hold me and love me and tell me it’ll be okay…

[gayrandeur]

thinking about sitting on a couch, my head resting in a boy’s lap, and infodumping about my latest interest while he runs his fingers through my hair. i’m gesturing wildly and talking too fast and going off topic every other sentence, but he’s still nodding along and watching as if in that moment, my incoherent rambling is the most important thing in the world.

when i’m done, we switch spots. he talks about his newest interest with so much excitement and joy that i know i’m watching with the same gaze.

[gayrandeur]

i’m an oblivious prince who doesn’t want to rule the kingdom, and you’re my stoic handsome knight who’s slowly warming up to me, not that you’ll admit it. i’m sneaking out for a night walk, and since you have to protect me, i guess you have no choice but to come along. it’s such a beautiful night, after all! i’ll point out my favourite flower in the royal garden, and… well, in the moonlight, your eyes are the same enchanting colour. maybe i blush a little when you pluck one from the flowerbed and place it behind my ear. maybe i teach you to dance under the moonlight. maybe, when a few clouds roll in so not even the moon is watching, we share a tender kiss.

and maybe, the very next day, we begin to plan our escape - a far off kingdom, perhaps. somewhere where you are not a knight, yet you protect me still. and i am not a prince, but i still recount my day to you with the endearing exaggeration of one. no maybes; just you, me, and every tender moment yet to come. no matter who’s watching.

[gayrandeur]

WOW do i miss falling asleep on call with a boy. or just being on a call for hours with one. not specifically talking, but just doing our own things and having each other’s virtual company. catching each other staring. giving terrible cooking advice bc you won’t have to eat the awful food when it’s finished. taking screenshots when he’s not paying attention.

not as good as the real thing, sure, but it was wonderful in its own little way.

[gayrandeur]

in the final days of pride month, i offer some gender euphoria (or some trial pronouns, for those still unsure):

“she’s my boyfriend”

“they’re my boyfriend”

“it’s my boyfriend”

“xe’s my boyfriend” “ze’s my boyfriend” “fae’s my boyfriend” “void’s my boyfriend”

“he’s my partner”

“he’s my lover”

and finally…

“he’s my… actually, i just sort of ran into her one day. they seemed cool, so i asked it out. now we’re boyfriends.”

[gayrandeur]

male and masc-aligned people who use it/it’s pronouns are so freaking cool like-

“we had a movie night and watched some of its favourite movies” or “it sent me a drawing it did of us, it’s so talented” OR

“hey, have you seen my boyfriend? i left it alone for ONE SECOND to talk to someone and it’s gone off by itself. probably saw a dog and went to pet them.”

JKHKGJFGIFJFJGKFJ YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL AND I LOVE YOU

[gayrandeur]

Every time I call my crush “short stuff” I get one step closer to becoming the protagonist in a cheesy romance fanfic. Next thing you know we’ll be sharing a hotel room with one bed and fake dating

[gayrandeur]

Self care is imagining an elaborate universe where you’re the first mate on a pirate ship who’s got a mutual pining will-they-won’t-they thing going on with the captain.

[gayrandeur]

SOMEONE KISS MY FOREHEAD IMMEDIATELY

[gayrandeur]

All I want in life is to fall asleep with my head in a boy’s lap as he gently plays with my hair, is that so much to ask?

[gayrandeur]

Sorry I haven’t posted anything in a while, I was busy yearning

[gayrandeur]

I wanna go skating. Like, I don’t know how, but I want someone to teach me. Hold my waist while you show me where to put my feet, and hold my hand when I finally try it for myself. Laugh when I fall on my ass and tease me about it all day. Tell me you’re proud when I make it down the road all by myself.

[gayrandeur]

Someone come stargaze with me please, I don’t know anything about stars or astronomy but they’re cool and I want a boy to appreciate them with pls

[gayrandeur]

Give me casual physical affection. Instead of hugs, let me lean against you when I’m more tired than usual. Instead of kisses, pat my head just because. Knock your knee against my knee when we sit next to each other instead of holding my hand. Small stuff is nice too ya know

[gayrandeur]

I demand a short boy immediately, for the following reasons:

Makes me feel tall, alleviates height dysphoria

Easier access to forehead to give forehead kisses

I won’t have to stretch up to hug, much better

My hoodies look bigger on you, adorable

Can put my arm around your shoulder and hold you close with ease

Won’t be as squashy when we fall asleep on my couch together during a movie night

I would spend the rest of the day listing off more reasons but I’ve gotta to manifest myself a boy to cuddle with

[gayrandeur]

Give me a chubby boy! A boy with a big belly and arms, perfect for cuddling! Thick thighs that make the perfect cushions when I sit in his lap! Round cheeks to hold when I’m kissing him! There’s so much more to love! Big!!! Boys!!!

[gayrandeur]

Oh to have a budding romance with a boy who works at an old bookstore. Reading a series (one he suggested, of course) but getting each book one at a time to have an excuse to visit more. Helping him stack shelves because “there’s a lot there. Besides, I owe you for suggesting that awesome series!” Swapping our favourite books and talking all afternoon about them. Falling asleep reading in the corner and waking up with a familiar jacket draped over my shoulders... finding his number in my most recently purchased book...