officially driftpilled

[gonetoforks]

Failgay, humanformers on the brain again

[bloominglegumes]

im so.so normal about them.very normal

[calebwittebane]

im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

[onyxstic]

Basically how I predict megatron going through his depression arc in the season finale after almost fucking killing twitch:

[martyrofacrimescene]

guys what's sex

[machines-are-angels]

this perhaps?

[martyrofacrimescene]

I've been enlightened

[staticnonapus]

remember that G1 episode where the cons got drunk

[gravelsong]

Oh so they're just LETTING him be a freak

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

i jus got my copy of #4 so i thought i'd do a quick on #3 bc i didnt have any perticular panels to share so i forgor

i'm deeply hoping Carly saying that not all transformers are on the same side starts actually being heard. 'kids know what's up and adults refuse to acknowlege' is such a frustrating trope for me. the chances of spike getting shot if they had listened etc etc at least it should be resolved if he lives (can you fucking imagine if they killed off teenage spike witwicky in issue three of transformers, that would be the wildest shit what a choice)

it'll be intersting to see going forward how the vibes between soundwave and starscream go. I wonder if here SW is mostly preoccupied with ravage still being injured from #1.

I'm hoping there'll be some unpredictiable element to why SS has such a bee in his bonet about megatron being mentioned ngl. he's taking it sooooo personally, like babe what did you do? did you crash this ship against his warning or what?

💀 okay (always really interesting to see how things get reffered to, this could have been 'hell' yk?)

I actually got spolied for the moment OP ripped his own arm off to do violence but god damn, having it be an actual pointed emotional moment was soo good

rip spike get well soon

[random-cockroach]

[bishopfish-deactivated20250220]

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

[bishopfish-deactivated20250220]

I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

[zlobskiy]

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers

[chemiosmotic]

[Image ID: screenshot of tumblr tags "i think a sports car would taste pretty good if you cracked it open and there was flesh inside"]

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

I've been having issues uploading a #2 thread so let's try again

I really really like when aliens don't know human concepts, and the emphasis that transformers are alien and not just robots doubly so

(mb if I get to rereading stuff I'll make a post about how they talk about cybertronian bodies in canon but not for a while)

I fucking love her already. she said shut up get your head out your ass and properly introduce yourself! and then she went the fuck home! she was right for this

I'll be super interested to see how long we get to keep an alive cliffjumper and an... out of commission bumblebee.

your honor he's a bitch 🖤

bonus:

how did soundwave get here? can he fly in robot or alt mode? did starscream carry him? can starscream fly in robot mode? it literally doesn't matter but perplexes me in every series

[etchbee]

Rereading lost light

Skid's introduction:

His very last words:

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

gonna try livebloging the new tf comic series here instead of being a nusence in the gc so here's a thread for issue 1

i say this bc immedietly page one w the 'dad?' and that guy and op sharing an injury was very funny to me. big as your dad and he'll never die is he? we'll see about that

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

swag gf dude

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

BASTARD SPOTTED

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

damn when I got told wrestling style fighting i was not being lied to

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

wow bi-gender starscream, both a bitch and a bastard

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

fuck now i gotta go find out what void rivals is

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

gonna try livebloging the new tf comic series here instead of being a nusence in the gc so here's a thread for issue 1

i say this bc immedietly page one w the 'dad?' and that guy and op sharing an injury was very funny to me. big as your dad and he'll never die is he? we'll see about that

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

swag gf dude

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

BASTARD SPOTTED

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

damn when I got told wrestling style fighting i was not being lied to

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

wow bi-gender starscream, both a bitch and a bastard

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

gonna try livebloging the new tf comic series here instead of being a nusence in the gc so here's a thread for issue 1

i say this bc immedietly page one w the 'dad?' and that guy and op sharing an injury was very funny to me. big as your dad and he'll never die is he? we'll see about that

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

swag gf dude

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

BASTARD SPOTTED

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

damn when I got told wrestling style fighting i was not being lied to

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

gonna try livebloging the new tf comic series here instead of being a nusence in the gc so here's a thread for issue 1

i say this bc immedietly page one w the 'dad?' and that guy and op sharing an injury was very funny to me. big as your dad and he'll never die is he? we'll see about that

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

swag gf dude

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

BASTARD SPOTTED

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

gonna try livebloging the new tf comic series here instead of being a nusence in the gc so here's a thread for issue 1

i say this bc immedietly page one w the 'dad?' and that guy and op sharing an injury was very funny to me. big as your dad and he'll never die is he? we'll see about that

[gayrobotcalledfinderscope]

swag gf dude