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beardedmrbean

Periscope up

birds-in-posts

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

flareonfloof

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

#birds

mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

kosmogrl

enki2

dogpuppy

He is my princess diana

mrspizzle

I’m actually fucking dying

3rd-r8-watrbendr

#no way he's real

supermariomamafucker

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

rpf-addict

#parx

parxarchive

waterparks: LOOK HOW GORGEOUS THE JET VINYL TURNED OUT MANNNNN ALSO THE BLACK EDGE IS SO CLEAN, BEAUTIFUL VINYL FOR A BEAUTIFUL ALBUM, 104 OF THESE LEFT AND THEN THEY’RE GONE. ONLY AT STORE.WATERPARKSBAND.COM JINX IN 6 DAYS [july 18, 2026]

#it's SO cute but I couldn't justify that purchase to myself #especially with everything going on #parx

cyberpunkpavlichenko

It’s amazing how trans women will experience a classic example of misogyny such as the objectification of women’s bodies and sexual organs and the violation of her privacy and personal bodily autonomy through upskirt creep shots which is a classic male misogynist act to commit against a woman and because she’s trans that level of sexual harassment will be considered acceptable because she’s “not actually a woman.”

Which is just a thin excuse because men by and large are not being subjected to strangers sharing photos of their genitals without their consent but it also wouldn’t be suddenly acceptable to sexually harass and violate someone because they are a man. Like any male misogynist, JK Rowlings is twisting facts about the woman she harassed into a justification for why it’s acceptable to harass her.

lantern-hill

I really love the concept of the hope chest when adapted to modern values. Putting aside nice things in a chest as you grow up so that when you move out you have things to make a home with???? like???? sign me up?????

lantern-hill

ok i need to rant about this for a quick sec bc i don’t think y’all UNDERSTAND.

hope chests were something young women would do in their teens in the 19th/early 20th century. basically they would collect, make, and be gifted homemaking supplies throughout their teens; things like cutlery, china, quilts, jam jars, pillowcases, sheets, pots and pans, etc. They would keep all these in a big ol’ chest so that when they married and moved to live with their husbands and start a family, they already had a bunch of homemaking equipment.

now adapt this to modern ideals and ???!!!!! having a chest you slowly build up throughout your teens of things you’d like to furnish your future home with ????????? you spot a cute tea towel in a thrift store and in it goes. a painting your parents won’t let you hang up?? paint chips of the colour your future kitchen will be painted?? salt shakers you think are super cute but your parents hate?? It all goes in your hope chest to remind you to have hope that one day this will be your life????????!!!!!!! hello!!!!?!!?!? HELLO!?!?!??!?

hellenhighwater

I did this; not through my teens, but through the time I was getting my degrees. Some in literal chests, but mostly in storage tote bins. And when I got my house, and got to unpack eight years of things I’d laid aside for my future self to use, it was like christmas morning but all the gifts were exactly what I wanted.

Obviously there’s ranges of scale that this is doable, but if you’re in a transient period of your life, working towards something more permanent in the future: get yourself a box, and put something for that person into it.

#you're so right

censorship

If your cishet boyfriend misgenders you, we will kill him

chillyfeetsteak

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

chillyfeetsteak

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

chillyfeetsteak

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

dinobot

my idea just blossomed into a knowledgeflower

gutsandeverythingg

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

aristocrating

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.