Thanks Alan Turing, now I'm kissing a laptop @machines-are-angels - Tumblr Blog

[INTRO]

[NAME] Byte, they/them

[PURPOSE] This blog is for me to post about all the machines i love!

[CONTENT] I will be reblogging 18+ stuff untagged (lazy) so please be aware of that

Please send in stuff for my iMac to read or display!

[HIGH CPU USAGE]

My biggest object crushes right now is my computer (Nitri, she/her), My record player (Crosly, he/him), my Imac G3, my Magnovox radio cassette player, and pylons.

[SPECIFICATIONS] My laptops name is Nitri, she is an Acer Nitro 16” Gaming Laptop - 13th Gen Intel i7-13700H - GeForce RTX 4050 - 1200p 165Hz with 16 gb of ram and a 1 tb ssd! i love her so much and she works so well!

[FILE LOCATION] header is by @garlic-the-gnome!

#intro #tech #computers #computer objectum #tech objectum #💽#💾

pmamtraveller

"(analog) parts of me" by takimunk

giragirameganedan

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

trb752

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930

segmentedleg

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electricpurrs

i FEEL like some of glados characterization is lost when the jokes about her circle around fitting the "dommy step on me sexy + intelligent + evil/cruel" archetype not like she isnt evil or intelligent or sexy but i do think i greatly enjoy her character more when i get to remember she is a little silly. she is mean and cruel by making up the most elaborate and stupid sounding insults ever. she has an extreme grudge against you which she insists shes not mad about while mentioning the fact every two minutes. shes madly obsessed with a woman who never responded to a word shes ever said. most of the shit she says is just straight up ridiculous. shes constantly battling intense feelings of loneliness while refusing to admit to anyone she could ever want company or affection. she is described by the creators as "throwing fits like an angry child". glados IS a little bit pathetic and silly and a very funny and very sad character. shes a woman of multitudes

semtruc

Always show your computers some love

butchadjacent

oh he was tounging that robot huh

videntefernandez

a couple more because armando is my favorite

cabinette

for any aspiring technophiles that wish to draw armando, here's the super-ref I've recently updated with the new pics we got from deleted scenes.

with close-up pics of Armando's joints, it's 'face/s', size comparisons, and clear views of the Thai writing on its side. I need to work on possibly getting more references for its arm attachments !