instant inspirations

Shannon, 25, queer. they/them

[anarchist-caravan]

[despazito]

Antifa soldier with trophy (2047)

[sandmandaddy69]

[sxsg-moved]

no little german crewmate dont go into electrical

[sxsg-moved]

oh mein gott zees is ein electrical full of impostorventen !

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

masculine women save the earth....

[mysharona1987]

[foolhearteyes]

anyway stream montero

[foolhearteyes]

[oak23]

shoutout to Bratz posting this without any context and deleting it immediately afterwards cuz people haven't watched Jennifer's Body

[joylessmarxist]

I love that when the press asked ava gardner why she married frank sinatra scrawny ass she was just like yeah hes hung. Like a fucking horse

[joylessmarxist]

No wait the direct quote is actually more crass than the way i worded it. Good for her

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[ignorethisatyourperil]

Excuse me, what

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

im cryingg thank y mr henson

[rostbef]

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

and he was right!!!

[delmondo]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this reads like a @the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck post.

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

You will find there are many differences

For Example

I do not purchase my suits from Toys R Us

It is a shame that you have thought this

[paper-mario-wiki]

I’m sorry sir, won’t happen again.

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Naturally.

[silvercrane14]

Let’s play a fun game called ‘is this person I don’t recognize on my dash someone I accidentally followed, or a mutual who changed their url and now I can’t recognize them’

[unown]

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

[theinternetcitizen-deactivated2]

There was a financial crisis

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

[totheecore]

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps

[memewhore]

[lovestory]

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess