as gay as the day is long

hi my name is amanda and i regret pretty much everything | fandom stuff, random stuff

[chiimeramanticore]

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

[chiimeramanticore]

oh my god it's got smallitaire

[egberts]

anyway bye igot shit to do *cracks open an i spy book*

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

[spectralhwa]

stop trying to contact me I don’t exist

[myselfandsomeotherbeing]

EX MACHINA, dir. Alex Garland, 2014

[kienava]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[my-dailydreams]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[reid-sam]

CINDERELLA (1950) dir. Clyde Geronomi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[girldickdotcom]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[memeuplift]

[passionpeachy]

The Star in the Bottom of the Sea 🐚

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[x-fag]

a good sailor will always return to the sea

[nunutiny]

OT8 showing their refreshing and cute side

[mazeppahorse]

LIVE LAUGH LOVE SANDY CHEEKS 😜