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@gaywix
how long?
i am sure that 700 million fics have already been written with this exact premise because it's pretty predictable lol but listen. i would read the a/o fic where shane is either passing as a beta or genuinely thinks he's a beta until he hooks up with alpha!ilya for the first time and it triggers a flash heat. but omegas aren't allowed to play in the mlh! so he's fucked if anyone finds out & is totally dependent on ilya to keep his secret! i like that it takes the 'ilya can get it anywhere but shane can only get it from ilya' canon dynamic but adds a delicious extra layer of 'if they were found out it would end shane's career but would barely touch ilya, or might even bolster his reputation as an alpha's alpha.' also ughh just imagine how badly shane would want to change his gender dynamic, how much he would hate being an omega, how much he would struggle with his own desire for ilya knowing that every time he gives in to temptation he's only putting himself at risk. and just how much he would struggle to trust ilya especially in the early years, because of the power ilya holds over him... oof!! in general i'm more of a nontraditional a/o dynamics kinda gal but this is one where i think there's enough internalized gendered self-loathing & squeamishness around one’s own desires for me to eat! it! up!
yummmmm i love this @gaywix. i mean i think the reason ilya keeps the secret is because if anyone finds out it would end shane's career! and i can't really see ilya betraying shane like that even before they're friends... like he just isn't that much of a dick. and if you factor in the rivalry, i bet there's some level of like, nobody else pushes me like he does, nobody else can compete with me, if i turned him in to the league i'd "win" the rivalry sure but it would feel like a loss. i wonder if he would also feel some guilt over being the one to accidentally trigger shane's heat... and the one to take shane through that first heat (presumably with somewhat poorly negotiated consent...). and then yes as you said in canon he is sooo turned on by the idea of being shane's first, and here i think it would be a huge turn-on to know that he's the only alpha shane's ever been with. the only alpha shane will ever sleep with, at least as long as he's playing. hot!
and i do think the power imbalance could be interesting here... like you're right that it removes the tension of a forbidden relationship for ilya (no reason he can't be banging an omega!). but i wonder if that power difference would make things fraught in a different and equally delicious way. so much potential for shane worrying over ilya selling him out, and then slowly coming to trust him over the years, but always knowing that ilya holds that power over him. i also think like... we as a fandom love to think about shane inventing kinks like CNC and free use to get his needs met while not having to admit that he has needs. shane pretending like it's all about what ilya wants, what ilya needs, and has nothing to do with him. so how would that play out in this dynamic? i think it would so easy for that self-justifying logic to slide sideways into something much darker, like, i do these things for him sexually because he could end my career if i didn't... which i don't think is a power ilya would ever, ever actually use over shane, but i wonder if it could be a flashpoint of some big conflict between them - shane trying to disavow his own desires, implying that he does XYZ because ilya tells him to, and ilya being like so i'm coercing you? that's how you think about this? that i expect you to be available to me for sex, because otherwise i'd sell you out? be SO for real right now, you're a slut for it of your own free will... but also what a gut punch to hear shane even half-articulate that thought, like whew imagine THAT fight!! or idk to take that in another direction, imagine ilya in his darker moments thinking like, is it sexy that i'm his only option? or is that really fucking bleak, like he only comes back to me because the alternative is spending his life untouched, and if he had any kind of choice in the matter i know i'm not the alpha he would pick? ouch!!
okay not to circle back to this a whole 24 hours later but i have more things to say! First off you’re so right Ilya is not that kind of asshole, buuut I looove to think about Ilya’s guilty feelings about his secret inner thoughts about Shane. This fic is the kind of dirtybadwrong I would love to see explored in Ilya/Shane a/o: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45399874 like what if I DO want him to be my sweet young thing at home, barefoot and pregnant… Ilya plagued by his sick fascination with the power he has over Shane. He COULD tell everyone and come out the winner. And Shane making himself sick with shame and sprudla over the same thoughts… Obviously a big part of their attraction is how compatible they are sexually and it compels me to think of them both having these really non-woke thoughts lol about themselves and each other, each stewing in his own guilt, unaware that they can just do a sexy roleplay once in a while and get it out of their systems. Ilya ashamed of being turned into an aggressive caveman when it comes to Shane and Shane ashamed of wanting to roll over for it
everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune that allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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It’s always crazy to me when someone writes a fanfic about two middle aged guys who are completely up to date with the current chronically online lgbtq discourse and enthusiastic users of the most niche micro labels. Like no offense but I know old homos and this ain’t it
These apps don’t get it. I want to have a ‘crush’ on someone and that is not possible unless they’re someone already in my life by happenstance and then I get obsessed with them for no reason. You don’t get that with a app because suddenly you’re on a ‘date’ having ‘drinks’. Like no sorry I don’t want to talk to you about my relationship history I want to look at you in a group setting and make up things about you in my head. Ok?
Me: *googling an object to learn about it*
Google: Buy? You want to buy? Buying it? Amazon Etsy eBay Wish Shein? You are buying it now?
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
Welcome to 3/23/23, aka 32323. It's palindrome day three, everyone! :D
it’s 2023 and there’s still one useful app that no one has developed called “Why is there a helicopter here” that when you see a helicopter in the area tells you what they are doing up there
On this day one year ago, I was fired from Crumbl Cookies because my grandfather suddenly died and I cried when I found out and was on the clock. They make you sign a waiver to not talk about the recipes that lasts one year after your termination. Well guess what babes. That day, is today. RIP Nanu, you’ve been missed. But for anyone who likes the Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Iced Sugar Cookies, check out the recipes in the links. Feel free to ask about other recipes, it’s been a year but some things are just reskinned versions of these lol. Good Luck and Happy Baking.
Edit: Here is a Master List of all the recipes I have been able to remember thus far; I will be updating it as I am able!
the way every single news report about the weather is like "it's the worst situation we've seen in 200 years, beating the previous record set last year"
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
The rate at which those gay little pirates consumed my mutual's entire brains....blorbos in law speedrun
Advice from 4500 years ago.
I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”
Iqaluit is in a state of emergency – they have no clean drinking water and have been advised to not even drink boiled water.
On October 12, the Nunavut Department of health identified a possible presence of petroleum hydrocarbons at the city’s water treatment plant and were conducting additional tests, and put a no consumption order in place.
A state of emergency has been called as Iqaluit water is completely unsafe after a potential petroleum contamination. Our thoughts are with the over 8,000 residents whose water is completely undrinkable, not even by boiling or filtering. While the cause is yet to be confirmed, the mayor of Iqaluit has said he suspects climate change. “It’s too early to suggest even what it is, but if I was a betting man and the petroleum product is in there, I would suspect that it’s been damaged due to climate change,” he said. “We had a very warm and wet summer here in Iqaluit and of course as climate change has been impacting us greatly, I would say maybe the permafrost melted and our facility may have moved.” (from ‘Terrible situation’: Iqaluit water crisis exposes precarious conditions in the city via CTV News, Oct 13, 2021)
Residents are in need of donations to purchase water jugs for its 8,000 residents. There is already bottled water already being flown, but it won’t be enough. Clean drinking water is a human right.
PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN AND SPREAD THIS INFORMATION.
They are not the only Indigenous community in Canada with water advisories.
First Nations face disproportionately higher numbers of drinking water advisories, and are subjected to these advisories for longer periods of time than non-Indigenous people. This is due to inadequate and chronic under-funding, regulatory voids and a lack of resources to support water management. The number of water-borne diseases in First Nations communities is 26 times higher than the national average, and people living on reserve are 90 times more likely to have no access to running water compared to non-Indigenous people in Canada.
As a consequence of colonial-era laws, Indigenous communities have been barred from funding and managing their own water treatment systems, and the federal government bears responsibility for fixing problems. In 2016, there were 105 communities with long-term drinking water advisories in place –meaning the water had been unsafe to use or consume for at least a year. As of late April, that number is down to 52 advisories in 33 communities.
Neskantaga First Nation in Northern Ontario has been on a long-term boil water advisory since 1995.