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T8-28. ROACH. SYNTH. RANGER. fallout companion oc. written by tess.

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

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totally valid date ideas that roach will suggest at some point in his life for sure

y’all go to the thorn and fight things together

u give him 300 caps and leave him to his own devices on the strip so u can do sneaky missions in peace w/o him fucking it all up

listen to him talk shit abt the ncr all evening bc it’s boring and he hates it

just go shoot stuff together

locate a pip-boy, find games for the pip-boy, spend the rest of the night trying to beat each other’s high scores 

take him to the plant vault!!!!!! who cares if it’s deadly he’s about that plant life 

ya just fight him w/ yr bare hands and see who wins

[trannyzilla]

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scriose.

chris thinks this quite an extreme reaction to having boogie woogie bugle boy shut off. he takes one minute to stare at him and the next to switch it back on.

         ‘ are you going to be alright, man? ’

        ‘ yeah. no thanks to you. ’ he’s tapping his fingers on the table in time with the song, and now it’s playing again he looks to be in a marginally better mood. it’s a good song. ‘ what kinda man just turns off another man’s radio? ’ 

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afraidofchange.

    “It’s the only kind that makes sense to me.” Cait shrugs; she’s never been one for the ‘finer’ things in life. She’s more than just rough around the edges, she’s a course lass with a taste for chems and fire to fight. She likes the real feeling of fists connecting with faces, knuckles bracing under the force. She leans back in her chair, straddled across it with elbows rested against the back. “Hey now, that’s a house secret,” Cait smirks, laughs again. “All about the skill, that one. But, if you’re offerin’, I might just teach ya a thing or two. Nothin’ quite like crackin’ skulls.” 

       ‘ red, you’re a woman after my own heart, and i think i love you. ’ 

he holds up a single finger and gets to his feet, leaving to fetch them a bottle of something strong they can share. when roach returns, he’s procured himself two bottles and a couple of clean-by-wasteland-standards glasses, and he’s got a big smile on. he may have just committed a crime. 

          ‘ these were on the house! what’re the chances of that, huh? you east coasters, you’re so nice and welcoming. woulda had to shoot at least three people for even one of these back in the mojave. ’ 

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platiinvm.

               she’s following his gesture, absent of the same subtlety he exhibits    —    sharp turn, narrowed eyes, brow cocked the accent the scrutiny of her gaze. let them know they’re seen.       ❛ the sort we’d do well not t’turn our backs on. ❜       cigarette flicked into the crumbling road, snuffed under heel, hands settling on hips, left occupied with grazing the sidearm there.        ❛ fans of yours? ❜

         ‘ shot my last fan in freeside, ’ he says. he’d thought he had, at least. roach moves his hand to his own sidearm, a frown settling firm upon his brow. ‘ that jacket’s looking awful familiar, though. ’ bright green like one of those real nasty ghouls, except now it’s got a few more bullet holes in it, courtesy of you guessed it. with a heavy sigh: ‘ i miss the days when you shot a guy and he just stayed dead. y’know? --you got any dynamite? ’ 

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astrificare.

        her heart is still thudding away somewhere in her throat, and bea flips her knife (see, i know how to use it) as she tries to decide what to do. her options are: a) run, because he looks terrifying, frankly, and she has no idea if he’ll hurt her; b) do nothing, and just keep watching him, to figure out what he does; c) fight, because sure, he’s bigger than her, but bea’s fast, and a little knife can still do damage if you use it right. plus, he gave her a pass, so she shrugs (sure), and darts at his side, gripping the balisong tightly.

he doesn’t actually expect her to do it, which is probably his first mistake. kids these days, they’re bloodthirsty little bastards, and he should really keep that in mind when he’s challenging them all to come at him with a knife. because they do! 

roach barely moves out of the way, and in the end he realises he wasn’t quick enough after all. she managed to cut his arm, which means he’ll probably die when it gets infected or whatever, because that’s just his luck, but he doesn’t look so pissed off about it. he looks a little... impressed, actually. 

he’s killed people for hurting him, but she’s just a kid and he doesn’t hurt those. besides, he did sort of just tell her to. he smiles. naturally. 

      ‘ you’re a little demon in disguise, huh? you even got me there. ’ 

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do you like mailmen ?    mailmen with a tendency to crawl out of the graves they’re buried in, and not just because they’re that dedicated to making sure your delivery meets the five - ten business days standard ?    what about mailmen who drink hard, flirt openly, spend impulsively, and put double meaning to the term ‘ maneater ‘ ?     meet VALERIE EVELYN CHURCHILL, locally known across the mojave desert of fallout: new vegas as COURIER SIX   :       resident walking dead girl with curves as dangerous as her taste for revenge. —— support your local mailman in overthrowing the government by LIKING or REBLOGGING today !

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“If I was gonna ditch you, I would’ve done it before I had to flash that orderly my boobs.” UH

meme. accepting.

      ‘ --you do know you didn’t have to do that, right? ’ 

it feels like a question worth asking. not that roach isn’t flattered that she’s gone to all that trouble just for him in the first place, of course: any friend who’s prepared to get her tits out for your own sake is, as far as he’s concerned, a great one. he’d just been prepared to kill the guy, only she’d beat him to it. 

whatever. 

fact is, he’s getting gooey friendship feelings in his heart area, all thanks to six saying she’s going to stick around even though this is all going tits ( uh, bad word choice ) up. he sure as shit would’ve been out of here before having to flash anybody if this weren’t his own damn problem. 

with that missing-tooth grin: ‘ so, you wanna shoot whatever’s on the other side of this door or what? ’ 

[trannyzilla]

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fanknife.

            ‘alright – jeez. i’m just looking.’        it’s supposed to be innocuous – it’s the end of the world. hardly the time to get precious.  but fingers still stay pressed against the corners and she glares over to him. 

                                                ‘no need to get shitty.’

       ‘ uh-huh. ’ he walks over, looking real unfriendly, and there might be something in his general demeanour suggesting that she take a step back right now. he’s seen a lot of bullshit lately and, though he doesn’t exactly hate it, he’s always expecting it. especially from people who look like they would never try it, i swear! ‘ why don’t you keep your sticky fingers to yourself, and i’ll just let you keep ’em? ’ 

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afraidofchange. 

     “Nah, but there’s a first for everythin’,” Cait laughs, gives a shrug. It had been her life in the Combat Zone, and being out of that doesn’t stop doing what she’s best at. “Suppose it’s art if ya like to paint with blood and bruises.” 

       ‘ that’s the only kinda art i’m interested in. ’ he sort of regrets never having seen the combat zone in its prime, but he had the gunners, and they were just as good. better, even, as he’s obligated to say due to loyalties and such, blah, blah. here, he takes off his mask in the interest of scratching his nose, and looks pleasant enough when he continues speaking. ‘ hey, you gotta teach me that thing you did with the baseball bat. buy you a drink for it. ’ 

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@scriose. call.

        ‘ the fuck you think you’re doing? you don’t fuck with boogie woogie bugle boy, man, you let that shit play. ’ he gives him a pointed look. ‘ put the fucking song back on. ’ 

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@astrificare. call.

          ‘ you gonna stab me with that little thing? ’ he gestures to the the knife she’s got, though he really needn’t. what else is she gonna stab him with? some mean words? anyway, he’d deserve it, coming up out of the blue like that. he’s a scary looking guy, and people have shot at him for less. she’s lucky she’s a kid, is all. ‘ give you one free shot if you think you can do it. ’ 

[revelationsrph]

     — HAVEN SENTENCE STARTERS

“Okay, what am I going to do? Pull out another gun?”

“And… meteor showers are better naked.”

“Okay, you know what, I admit it. This weird stuff, it kind of does turn me on.”

“Want to be a local? Helps to look like one.”

“It all started when I was 5 years old. My unicorn got run over by a tractor. “

“I think it’s very sweet you still say ‘making out’.”

“You were just talking about werewolves a few seconds ago, but witches are out of bound?”

“There was winkage.”

“So, what? You’re gonna chop her head off with a hatchet? “

“Do you have a favorite nut?”

“It’s in my supernatural shadow guide. It says, hold on. Yep we’re screwed.”

“Are you crying? ‘Cause crying will not be tolerated.”

“I’m off like a dirty shirt.”

“Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.”

“I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.”

“Ah, screw it. Normally I’d try to act all manly, but, yeah, I’m terrified. Why do you ask?”

“What are you thinkin’, did I use my magic wand or maybe my tricorder?”

“Too many cops in one room.”

“Why would I need a plan? I’ve got you.”

“Hey, no judgements. He’s a handsome guy.”

“Okay, so who’d you piss off this time?”

“I’m secretly afraid of bananas, I don’t like surfing naked, and deep down in my heart I know that bigfoot is real.”

“Hey, I know a person who does green cards.”

“You have always been so good to me.”

“I’d shake your hand, but I’m pretty much dying.”

“This doesn’t have to get ugly. I walk out of here, it’s over.”

“So what do you think? Clones? Ghosts? Zombies are trendy.”

“Maybe when you get here you can explain to me why I’m in a Santa costume.”

“What a waste of a good cooler.”

“It is not your fate to be executed for something you didn’t do.”

“I’m secretly afraid of bananas.”

“The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I’m just sayin’.”

“You and I are nothing alike. I care about people.”

“You have to make a choice. Destroy us all, or save yourself.”

“This whole thing would work a lot better if I wasn’t the only one who could see it.”

“Merry Christmas. You know, I’m flexible this year — naughty and nice.”

“This is not helping! Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?”

“I gotta tell you, if I were gonna have to live multiple lives, I would have picked someplace more exotic, you know? Warmer climate- Bali, Costa Rica, Hong Kong.”

“I was trying to protect you.”

“How is it that I call you guys, and I end up spending the night in jail?”

“He could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.”

“If you can’t win at the game, you change the game.”

“If you, or someone else, comes at me in a way that I don’t like, I’ll rip them apart.”

“No, look, I kept a low profile, okay? I know the rules.”

“What I wanna know is where are my client’s crayons? Where are my client’s video games? Where is my client’s call with Justin Bieber? You got rights, kid.”

“I’m not gonna let this be our last night. I’m not giving up.”

“If I was gonna ditch you, I would’ve done it before I had to flash that orderly my boobs.”

“If it makes you feel better, I—I never thought you had any authority.”

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@dooweets. call.

     ‘ you know i know you’re bullshitting me right now. ’ he doesn’t sound overly impressed. then again, who would be? ‘ so you wanna try this from the top, or shall we just admit we got a problem? ’ 

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btw controversial post time but lord shrubbington is plastic and idk if roach has figured it out yet