Tacos till we die

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[scotty-bear]

[scotty-bear]

It’s that time of year

[beardedmrbean]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

[2namii]

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[wlwadora-ble]

You better watch out

[sinick]

Santa parkours over your house!

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[sacred-portal]

[autistic-af]

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

[sweatermuppet]

[shaking myself by the shoulders] i will get better. i will continue. i have no goddamn choice

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[redscharlach]

Going to stupid bed at a stupid reasonable hour for my stupid mental health.

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[unwinona]

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Gomez’s life’s ambition is to be a failed investor, just walk up to him and say “I’ve got this crazy idea, it’ll probably never work, but I need 5 million dollars to try” and he’ll just shout “brilliant!” Then sword fight you and give you the money

And because it’s Gomez whatever you do with the money will end up outrageously profitable

[satellite-slickers]

i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful

[backupstardust]

Also incredibly funny is how people keep trying to write narrative foils for the Addamses that are “normies”, but in order for them to match the authors inevitably push them out the other side of normal and and instead of an antagonist, they just accidentally create Addams Family Adoption Bait.

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[just-an-ari]

the addams kids will take matters into their own hands if nobody else does

[valtsv]

my phone keeps trying to correct "scared shitless" to "scared shirtless" and i actually think that's lowkey funnier than the original

[moreforecasts-deactivated202308]

Hey I saw you watched the first episode of my favorite show, do you like it? Do you love it? Is it the best show you’ve ever seen? If you say no I’m handcuffing us together and jumping off a bridge btw