So
Iāve been gone a long ass while. But my fiancĆ© is now on her her bacholrette trip, and Iām drunk, so when is a better time for an update? She always teases and says Iām Phil dunphy. If you donāt know who that is, look it up and live. frighteningly enough, I get it. Nerdy, dad jokes, best intentions, I get it. But the weird thing is, Iāve never found it more relevant. I keep having these brilliant (I say that objectively) thoughts, but I know that only she knows why I think itās so funny. And why Iām the only one that thinks itās funny. Iāve essentially been talking to myself this past drunken hour. And receiving my own dad jokes with my own eye rools that said jokes deserve. I couldnāt be happier.

















