Everybodys Dyin, Bitch

“Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes. They’ll be lower. Son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.”

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[thyrell]

[by-grace-of-god]

The Mass in Scripture - Companions of the Cross

We believe the Mass is quite simply the most Biblical way to worship God. - Catholic Bridge

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[frawgs]

man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life 

[heartshapedbasil]

[strangest-hour]

[tartts]

me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:

[rainbowgazes-archive]

gearbox had 7 fucking years to drill it into their skulls that supplanting actual jokes with internet memes is a horrible idea. they had 84 months to realize that internet jokes have a half life of about .1% of the time it takes to develop a full game. they had 2555 days and mountains of feedback from literally everyone that littering the dialog, mission text, and other stuff with internet funnies was stupid and they shouldn’t do it again. they had 7 whole ass years to figure out that using memes in place of jokes only causes them to become painfully unfunny over time, until eventually they’re just not funny nor unfunny, they’re just There. and yet

[brucebocchi]

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[startreklesbian-deactivated2020]

[shigure]

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

[kendothugs]

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

[parkerpete-archive]

These days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you’re flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I’ve got a cape and lasers.

[robertpattisons]

Remember when we went to Germany? and you pay-per-viewed a video in your room? they didn’t list the title but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk? and didn’t know how the hell I knew.

[christophernolan]

we all have that one fictional character: 100/100 would recommend (Insp)

[watson-emma]

😴 😴 😴 😴

[amygina-blog]

[soetc]

#everything makes sense when you find out they grew up together (agentkatz)

[robertpattisons]