BI BITCH

polish she/her•he/him• they/them ♓♒♈

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

*publishes this post with my paws*

[magooli11]

A fish

With paws

Nothing out of the ordinary here

[i-am-a-fish]

reblogs this post with my cool antenna, (left)

[king-of-oreo]

I bet you can’t reblog it with your trunk tho

[i-am-a-fish]

ignores your challenge with my tendril

[xxmoonduskxx]

as far as I'm aware this is what we're following

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[plaidsimmer]

6 new functional hot chocolate drinks for your sims 💖

I wanted to make something holiday themed for you guys to enjoy before the month ends! 💖

The tray is also functional and allows your sim to perform a short animation before instantly grabbing their drink from the tray. 💖

The drinking animations are not perfect because I had to clone the drinking glass which is bit shorter/taller than some of the mugs I made. 💖

For the 6 hot chocolates, your sims will get a "Holiday Cheer" moodlet while drinking. These fill the hunger need very slightly. I'll be adding more drinks to this kettle in the future, mainly some teas and coffees 💖

Releasing Early Access 12/19 💖

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[sabertoothwalrus]

I should be getting royalties for this. they even got my propeller cap hello?????

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

so this is apparently part of an imaginary friend mechanic. what is a tumblr user if not an imaginary friend that lives in your phone

[sabertoothwalrus]

I cannot understate I literally spent most of last weekend wearing my propeller hat

THEY EVEN ADDED THIS OTHER HAT I HAVE?????

[0luna123]

same person btw

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[catgirlforeskin]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[geek-alien]

I'm literally a HORSE and PISCES wait SEA HORSES OMG 😱

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[dearsweetleela-deactivated20250]

sturgeon

[queer-as-city-folk]

sturgeon

[daxdraggon]

sturgeon

[daughterofsarenrae]

sturgeon

[logan-galbraith]

Where did all these Sturgeon come from?