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Tom & Maisie create each other in clay… again. (Also Tom momentarily forgets he has a beard!)

Bonus:

Someone should make a show where they get professional chefs high and drop them off in an unfamiliar kitchen to see what they would make when they have the munchies

geek-goddess-lite

I’d love to see Gordon Ramsay’s munchies....

just-shower-thoughts

Horror movies should put in high pitched noises that only your dog can hear at scary parts of the movie so it seems like your dog is going crazy for no reason at all

just-shower-thoughts

I’m waiting for the day Trump eats a snickers and turns back into Obama.

laharl-sama

honeyycurl

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

twevara

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

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This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

starcrossedcherik-deactivated20

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control

shit

appropriately-inappropriate

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

bronzewitchhazel

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

iwantineedthebooty

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

hellojust4fun-deactivated201512

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

woman: no

man: this is so mysterious and cryptic and encoded. what could she possibly mean by this? so many possible interpretations. so many things this could mean

prokopetz

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

violetimpudence

Well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0 … 1 scale of fuckitude, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios.

cups-of-tea-and-history

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection.

#lazy #ihatemondays #nutellatime #techsupportsucks #nocommonsense #ratherbenapping

#ihatemondays #nocommonsense #lazy #nutellatime #ratherbenapping #techsupportsucks

offtojamieland

izzyhill

camiekahle-deactivated20190815

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

macncheese-blog

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016

I’m fucking dying

pinkifingers

That last fatal scream tho

faleep

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

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THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

piss-pirate

thorodinson

gotham

#good luck jared leto you’re gonna need it

bxbyblue

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls she found bear grylls