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[bob-belcher]

MY FAVORITE SIGN! (x) 

[pandalikeelf]

season 1, episode 1: the dragon’s call

[mr-and-mr-pendragon]

uther had a few good moments

1, making arthur

2, this

[msmarvel]

Avengers: Infinity War: A Summary

[bob-belcher]

#Me in Scooby Doo

Bonus

[678i0u]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[remanedur]

you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right

[spideycentral]

[rileywrites-parker]

Most realistic scene in Homecoming: pretending to be interested in another person’s distractions when you’re privately experiencing identity crisis and internally panicking.

[batreaux]

the future is here and its stupid and i love it

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

[eggil]

Boy do I have good news for you

[notjerrybeans]

This literally made tumblr worth it

[sittinginyourlapandtakingadrag]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[678i0u]

[fuks]

[ruinedchildhood]

[phoebebufay]

[preyforharley]

It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp – it’s not wet, okay? – when it’s damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.