Rebrand Yourself

Start on Tumblr again after many years because you've lost control

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

I accidentally spilled tea on the newspaper and now bigfoot is rising out of the ocean to hunt president Obama

[crowmanic]

Attention Tumblr: Very soon you'll be able to buy a REAL autonomous robot that isn’t crazy expensive!

Somehow I haven’t seen any other posts about this on Tumblr so far, but a company called Anki is making a small “home robot” called Vector.

It’s the successor to Anki’s Cozmo, a similar robot they released a few years ago aimed more at a younger audience, and which needed a smartphone for it’s “brain”. But unlike Cozmo, Vector doesn’t need a smartphone since he’s pretty much got a smartphone built inside of him, and is always on & fully autonomous.

He can recognize faces, tell you the weather, set a timer, and take a picture with his front camera. You can also ask him other questions like you would a voice assistant and he’ll give you an answer.

Also did I mention has touch sensors on top of him so you can pet him?

You won’t have to wait very long to get him either because Vector is releasing in October!  Anki recently finished a successful Kickstarter to pre-order him, but you can still pre-order Vector over on their official site, and also read more info about him: https://www.anki.com/en-us/vector 

He’s retailing for $249.99 at launch, but you can get him cheaper (little over $200) if you pre-order now. That might still be a bit pricey for some, but it’s cheaper than most quality smartphones these days, and certainly less expensive than other home robots on the market right now.

If you’ve ever dreamed of have a real robot in in your house without breaking the bank, you should support Anki and help give Vector a good home. He may be a small robot, but he might be the next big leap in robotics!

[ekhoecho]

Humans really will pet anything.

[khazel-t]

:0!!!!! I CAN PET IT

[geekchris105-blog]

Don't buy this, it is literally physical spyware

[meatcreeps]

how fucking dumb do they think we are

[meatcreeps]

maybe one rapist coming back to the limelight is a “second chance” but four in a month is a cynical, desperate industry trying to make its money back on bad investments. there was no specific event that prompted companies to ask any of them back, they just waited a calculated amount of time for the news cycle to move on in the hopes that we would all forget that these dweebs have done some sociopathic serial killer shit

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Accusations ruin the lives of men!”

[geekchris105-blog]

"Accusations ruin the lives of men!" As long as they aren't rich, famous, powerful, etc. it's almost like it's treated as any other crime- money gets you out.

[beautifulwarbirds]

Two classy ladies.

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[dogs4ge]

bruh I specifically read a particular chapter of my favorite book solely to cry last night

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

Jontron’s video game reviews:

Jontron as a person:

[graffyn-guy]

OP’s use of Shigeru MIyamoto gifs 

OP’s opinion

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

graffyn-guy liking my Shigeru MIyamoto gifs:

graffyn-guy calmly and nicely showing he disagree with my opinion:

[in-love-with-a-lizard-deactivat]

OP demonstrating that it is okay to have differing opinions while still being civil

[asskylosaurus]

REGGIE HUNGRY

[stxanger-things]

[thebigbiwolf]

these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[geekchris105-blog]

Tainted Love is classical music. If you disagree you are missing out.

[mrshudsonstolemytardis]

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

[jcalvinist]

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

[peacelovehappinessandwriting]

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

[silentauroriamthereal]

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

[gameraboy]

Wiktor Franko

[stxanger-things]

[thebigbiwolf]

these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late

[sprayofstars]

i was on twitter and

it’s arrived

the ultimate shitposting platform

[yellingintothevoid]

Is… is this real?

[sprayofstars]

absolutely

have fun

[sprayofstars]

so i got a message today from @nattercom and 

oh my god

OH MY GOD

SHITPOSTING GAME TOO STRONG

[sprayofstars]

this post was getting notes out of nowhere again so i checked a little and

uh

have you ever shitposted so hard that you not only saved a social media website but it completely rebranded itself bc of your shitpost

SHITPOSTING GAME ULTIMATE

[geekchris105-blog]

Who do you talk to when you don't want anyone to know what your problem is?

[pri-tea]

[theqmmunity]

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

[y-eaman]

this fucking website

[fuckyeahvintage-retro]

Joan Jett at home in L.A., 1977 © Chris Stein

[wilwheaton]

Well, hello, there.

[coolthingoftheday]

[4bbie-blog]

so you've all probably seen this picture

well, i don’t know the girl in the “don’t support fag marriages” picture, but i did come across this:

and i feel really bad that she’s getting so much hate for a simple misunderstanding. i’m not tumblr famous or anything, so this probably won’t go too well, but i’m trying to get the word out because i feel bad for this girl. thanks

[gothicpete-deactivated20180628]

Signal boost the fuck out of this, someone who didn’t do anything wrong doesn’t deserve hate.