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lightfulfillment

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

ruinedchildhood

belleswift17

igglooaustralia

I’m screamin

1overjordan24

blackgirlsreverything

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

fffddd09-deactivated20170610

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

rockxxoutxxright

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

jwill526

A great empowerment message.

destinyrush

This damn thread!

11-11-1992

TALK THAT SHIT

afrikangyal-deactivated20190204

📢📢📢👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

smashervass

I feel this every day fucking with my parents

sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated

YESSSSS

apotatobird

I have a college degree and 10 yrs experience in my field, but there are NO jobs and the pay is equivalent to working retail. I’m in my fucking thirties and I’m still not financially stable and get shit on for not wanting to have children. How am I supposed to raise a child if I can’t make enough to take care of myself?!

doggoarchive

ejacutastic

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage

transitionalgirly

All the sensitive straights on this complaining that LGBT people are stereotyping them need to watch any sitcom ever. It’s not gay writers peddling the hateful marriage story it’s straight writers. You stereotype yourselves.

As for lesbians having a higher rate of reported domestic violence. It’s because they are willing to call the police on each other. Far far far more husbands beat their wives but their wives won’t report it. Battered straight women keep quiet for the kids. Just like how they stay married for the kids.

Half the problem is married couples rushing into having children or getting married because they have a baby on the way.

bob-belcher

“So what’s your religion?”

“do you believe in god?”

me:

ulysseus

You’ve heard of a god complex before, but this is ridiculous

reperspectivity

You know, this ticks me off more than it should.

You’ve got these people complaining that it’s cultural appropriation if white people do this and that, that it’s disrespectful for them to wear all these kinds of things, and that a lot of those things have histories behind them that you need to respect when you wear them.

And then this bitch dons a halo like a catholic saint and has people worshipping her, and that’s somehow fine.

thatadult

This is really funny

jamaicanblackcastoroil

Lmao

nelovescunt

It’s fucking hilarious bc once again this has nothing to do with white ppl 🤣🤣🙄

Bey isn’t breaking off y'all catholic religion .. She is dressed like OSHUN the goddess of love and fertility. Oh yeah btw Oshun or Osun is an African goddess 🤔🤗🙂 nice try tho

princess-chrysalis29-deactivate

When you date a person of the opposite gender, you’re automatically straight. You’re not bi anymore. To be bi you need to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time. To be asexual you need to be a virgin who draws dinosaurs ands survives on marshmallows. To be poly, you need to date someone named Polly. To be pansexual, you need to have sex with every single person on earth. Every one of them.

notimpaired

That’s bullshit. 100% of it. Bisexual means you are attracted to both men and women. Homosexual means you are attracted to people of the same sex. Heterosexual means you are attracted to those of the other sex. Asexual means you are not sexually attracted to anyone. Need I go on?

yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

rebellious-fae-deactivated20190

This is too complicated for some people 😂

egobangers

thank god for Arin Hanson

neo-tokyo

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leg lifts

swarnpert

the ol razzle dazzle

ninfordora

@sethyria

lapdanseuse

i have a job interview today and my club is on my resume

lord help me

lapdanseuse

it actually went very well, i felt extremely confident because the interviewer was the awkward IT type that i eat for breakfast. i’m iffy about how well the company will fit me, so i’m not 100% sure i’ll take it if they offer me the position.

for other swers considering transitioning to the vanilla world who fear the dreaded resume gap, here’s how i translated my stripping experience on my resume:

• Compiling, organizing, and utilizing client demographic data

• Creative problem solving, conflict resolution, building rapport, and negotiating with clients

• Precision time management to ensure maximum sales in a fast paced environment

i listed my club’s LLC name instead of our business name because it’s completely neutral, of course. i told the interviewer that it was a commissioned independent contractor sales position and as such, it necessitated an iron-clad work ethic and motivation because no one gave me instruction or guidance. no boss wants to HAVE to micromanage and i excel at working independently.

i also said that all sales positions are fundamentally about getting people to say yes, and that i’ve honed my interpersonal skills and my ability to gauge clients’ unspoken needs.

the interviewer seemed impressed and didn’t give me any strange looks. meanwhile, i got to be as honest and frank as reasonably possible. if i interview with another company, i’ll absolutely do this again.

lttlebrwnsgr-deactivated2017041

Wow. You are a genius.

dontsearchmethanks

👏👏👏 This is amazing! And if he asked for more specifics about the job you could say something like “marketing and sales of entertainment services within the nightclub industry” or that you were selling “marketing services within the nightclub industry designed to increase liquor sales and patron return rate” these are fun to think of 😸

forcewakens

Adele about Beyoncé in TV Radio Room After Winning Album, Record and Song of the Year.

cassiecalamity-deactivated20170

All talk no action, though. Bring Beyoncé up on stage. Give her the award. AND THEN THE MIC.

lierdumoa

I don’t think you’ve thought that scenario thru. If Adele had asked Beyonce to join her on stage, she would actually have forced Beyonce into a terrible situation where Beyonce would be subjected to ridicule and public humiliation.

Beyonce can’t exactly give her prepared acceptance speech to a room full of racist white people who didn’t vote for her. What’s she gonna say? “Thanks for nothing”? She’d have to make up something to say on the fly. She can’t thank Adele for the award without the media calling her a smug/conceited sore loser. She can’t criticize the voters or the organization without being lambasted by the media as both a sore loser and as a “ hysterical angry black woman.”

Anything Beyonce said to that room would have been turned against her a thousand fold – Beyonce and Adele both knew that. Every black person in the room knew that too. In court, defending yourself is not always your best option. You often need a character witness who’ll speak on your behalf. This may not have been a literal court, but the same principle applies to the court of public opinion.

And btw Adele did give Beyonce the award. She said “I cannot accept this award” and then she broke off the base of the grammy (the part that had Adele’s name on it) and gave the trophy part to Beyoncé. Maybe they cut that portion out of the particular broadcast you watched, but it did happen and there are articles about it.

I’m usually the first in line to criticize bad ally-ship. In this particular situation, I honestly think Adele chose the best course of action for Beyonce. She’s a good example to celebs who want to be allies – this is how it’s done.