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[cowkitty]

Are the Shorty Awards really just a sham? Can you image the internet without #art, #podcasters, or #bloggers? Respect ALL categories of social media | Infographics

Nomination/People Stats: http://shortyawards.com/categories/featured

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TENNANTFACE + ROSEFACE + 50TH ANNIVERSARY FOREVER We're celebrating by giving FREE sitewide shipping on any orders over the weekend, and a SPECIAL 10% discount on our Timey Wimey Save the Dates, pictured below! (TennantHead and RoseHeads NOT included). We're a bit WIBBLYWOBBLY from all this - so just use that phrase as the coupon code when checking out.  Check out the REAL Timey Wimey Save the Dates here and let both your hearts be aflutter on this most glorious of days: http://www.geekvites.com/shop/timey-wimey-save-the-date/ (reblog if you like supporting small dorky businesses + tennantface)

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<red>=</red> Alan Moore (might) approve?

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Makes me miss my saltwater tank.

[oxane]

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[theweepingtimelord]

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour (I used bread flour but you can use all purpous flour too) 1 tablespoon of baking powder ¼ teaspoon of salt ½ cup of butter 1/3 cup of brown sugar 1 teaspoon of cinnamon ½ teaspoon honey 2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream ½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425°F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

[itsokaytobesmart]

Giant Squid Captured On Film Its Natural Habitat For The First Time!

Whoa!

The hardest part about finding a Kraken in its natural surroundings is sneaking up on it. You can’t sneak up on a Kraken. The Japanese team that captured this footage, of a comparatively tiny 3 meter giant squid (the largest ever caught was 18 meters!), did it by fitting their submersible with lights that were invisible to both squid and human eyes. Those wavelengths were captured by the camera, though … and the results are stunning.

Read about the incredible work that went into capturing this amazing beast of the deep, this real-life sea monster, this ghost of the seas, at Scientific American. Check out the full video footage from ABC News.

(click through if these GIFs aren’t animating on your dashboard … it’s an amazing thing to see)

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Holy shit. They need to make like a million of these. 

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This is the only thing I could think of when I saw the IdeaCenter Horizon PC from Lenovo when pouring over CES coverage like a dork. RELEVANT. Save us, Simon Pegg. You're our only (tiny?) hope.

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My cat is now on CatMoji. It's a cat social network. His name is Sheldon. He likes science. A lot. 

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Possibly brilliant idea borne from too much CES pre-coverage reading while I watch the Tennant arc for the umpteenth time this week: Step 1. Take a Sphero. Step 2. Incorporate it into an Ood cosplay cleverly. Step 3: Program gesture-based movements of the ball that will trigger creepy and/or funny conversational ripped-from-the-show Ood sound clips to be played through a hidden tablet/smartphone. Step 4. Win the internet. Someone needs to do this. Pronto. REBLOG IT IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMEONE WITH THE MONEY/TALENT CAN SEE THIS AND GO AND MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL REALITY. ALSO REBLOG IT BECAUSE: CAPS. SRSLY. IT. MUST. BE. MADE.

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Here, we compare types of paper using an old internet standard: tentacles. Wait, that came out wrong. Ugh. Nevermind. Just go look at the macro lens paper porn. http://www.geekvites.com/wedding-invitation-paper-types/ 

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A startling realization.

"We must feed." 

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OH MY GOD SO BUYING THIS RIGHT NOW. We are most assuredly going Tony Stark on this shit.   http://www.redbubble.com/people/strangelydrawn/works/8895332-wonka-who 

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And now for no reason, an owl puking a rainbow on a shark. You're welcome. 

[thrillist]

A “Yes, this is real” Alert: Weird cat ears that move with your brain waves.

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Seriously, Japan likes cats too much. But that's okay, because they make shit like NEUROWEAR CAT EARS. Try saying that. Outloud. Because it is a thing that exists. Clearly, despite the pronounced lack of hoverboards, we live in the future.

[corruptedspacecore]

“Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I’ve decided NOT to endorse your park.”

“So have I.”

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Clever girl.