Nerdy Adventures

Sherlolly and assorted nerdy shit. On 1/10/17 I blocked over 600 blogs for shitting on someone else who had reblogged my post. If I got you on accident, sorry.

[loki-cat2]

same

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR

[septicjacks]

[aggressively builds a theme park]

[qualitysteamreviews]

I don’t know what went wrong during development, but this is not a game. This is a time machine that warps you to 3am.

21 Hours on Planet Coaster

(via qualitysteamreviews)

[geekyangie]

Hi, Tumblr.  Still alive.  Planet Coaster has eaten my life.

[shinysherlock]

“Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.” –Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

[likingthistoomuch]

So, I planted a mango tree few years ago and it bore fruits this year. Its the tastiest mango I have ever eaten and I am happier than Sherlock with a triple murder in a locked room.

[captain-darthsydious-deactivate]

congrats on the fruits of your success

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[linrenzo]

My life is complete

[loveniaimani]

😆

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

Mycroft : Excuse me? I lost my siblings Sherlock and Eurus in one of the aisles. Can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk : Sure.

Mycroft : *leans into mic*

Mycroft : Goodbye, you little shits.

[elennemigo]

Same Store clerk:

[spicytunaforthesoul]

i love you Kylo, but i sometimes wanna slap you…

[darnedchild]

Please, for the love of Pizza, can someone who is going to Sherlocked USA get a picture of Jonathan Aris (Anderson) holding a “Founder of the Sherlolly Fan Club” sign (if that’s a thing that would ever be possible)?

[therealbucky05]

@cumbercougars?

[fibrochemist]

Please!

[geekyangie]

PLEAAAAAAASE!!  Can we crowdfund the photo price for someone?  :P

[skrotchevo]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

ZEUS NO

[dovewithscales]

This never ends well.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Who did he knock up now

[tallulah99]

Okay, Tumblr family, I need your help. I’m either dealing with coronary artery disease, or, more likely, a whacked out, overblown case of severe anxiety. Either way, I need your assistance.

The best thing I can do right now is distract myself until I know what the hell is going on.

Help a shaky, terrified fangirl out.

favorite/best Sherlolly, Labyrinth, Ten/Rose, Winter Soldier, Loki fanfics? The longer and more involved, the better.

please.

[writingwife-83]

I’ve got a few lengthy ones on AO3 under writingwife83. You’ll find them if you filter by word count, but “I Told You So” and “Benefits of Boredom” are the longest at over 100k words. Hope you feel better!! (And also you can check out @miz-joelys-sherlollilists for lots of fun categories!)

[i-blame-this-on-sherlock]

How do you feel about parentlock? I know some really long fics/series that are parentlock. (If you’re not fond of it I know of some long fics too)

[i-blame-this-on-sherlock]

Ok, since I wasn’t sure, I included the parentlock, but I have some others in there too–I’ve given couple word descriptions for everything

Holmes-Hooperverse by Emma Lynch (parentlock) https://archiveofourown.org/series/426190

The Way Forward by allthebellsinvenice (Labyrinth, E-rated) http://archiveofourown.org/works/2088399/chapters/4545333

Take Me and Erase Me by OhAine (please heed the warnings on this one) http://archiveofourown.org/works/3974791/chapters/8918770

The Only Drug I Need by cutebutpsycho (rated E, BDSM) https://archiveofourown.org/works/695852

A Vicious Motivator by darnedchild http://archiveofourown.org/works/5430407/chapters/12547649

The Life After Death trilogy by dragonaunt (post-Reichenbach, parentlock) https://archiveofourown.org/series/36606

Schoolgirl Crush by flaighnhan (warning: angsty as FUCK. Set pre-series, but there are sequels, which are also amazing) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8886823/1/Schoolgirl-Crush

The One Where Sherlock Sleeps with Molly by keeptheotherone http://archiveofourown.org/works/3208370/chapters/6978422

How to Play a Game Called Murder by liathwen http://archiveofourown.org/works/1138719/chapters/2303007

When Darkness Falls by MizJoely http://archiveofourown.org/works/945608/chapters/1845797

It All Started With A Facial by sherlockian87 (incomplete but it’s got 47 chapters so plenty to get into) http://archiveofourown.org/works/2527754/chapters/5617919

A fearful hope was all the world by miabicicletta (end of the world AU, parentlock) http://archiveofourown.org/works/2386568/chapters/5273126 (if you do enjoy parentlock, check out her Certain Calculation series too, starting with …and still, it moves)

The Deaf and The Blind and The Color Red by solshine (post Reichenbach, not incredibly long, but one of my faves) http://archiveofourown.org/works/375335/chapters/612259

The Sustain Stories by maybe_amanda (on the off chance you haven’t read them yet. Post S1 parentlock) https://archiveofourown.org/series/20310

Little Goldfish by hobbitsdoitbetter (also angsty as fuck, heed warnings, drug use. BDSM) http://archiveofourown.org/works/1654754/chapters/3509813

The Pull of My Heart to Yours by asteraceablue (more post-Reichenbach! I’m sensing a pattern in my bookmarks) http://archiveofourown.org/works/1177313/chapters/2399773

The Third Guest by fireplum http://archiveofourown.org/works/879455/chapters/1691606 and sequel The Tinsel Burial http://archiveofourown.org/works/1042424/chapters/2083189

I Demand You Speak by maejones (Victorian AU, incomplete but 25 enjoyable chapters so far) http://archiveofourown.org/works/5176037/chapters/11922800

[geekyangie]

@allthebellsinvenice wrote an amazing Labyrinth sequel fic but I am not in a place to find it.  Can someone help me out with a link?

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERTNATION MOVEMENT

[jumbo-queer]

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

[tpt-moved]

dwayne the rock johnson is always welcome in my social circle if he chooses to come by

[sagihairius]

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

[kristoffbjorgman]

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

[geekyangie]

A moment of silence for the poor Yeti, doomed to be broken for all time.

[sherlollyandspoilers]

Alright loves. I’ve taken the dive and I’m reading Ready Player One to my hubby while we drive home. I have a problem though…I want to be able to pronounce the names correctly. Help. @geekyangie I know you have read this book!!

[geekyangie]

Wade is obvious.  Parzival is just like it’s spelled - Parz-uh-val

Art3mis is exactly like Artemis

Shoto is two long O’s

Daito is Die-to (also a long O)

Aech is just like saying the letter H.

What other ones do you need?