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questbedhead

Do you think Zeus feels left out because he didn’t get to bond with his siblings in their dads stomach

questbedhead

Do you think like Demeter and Poseidon are ever like “oh you wouldn’t get it, it’s a dads-stomach thing”

questbedhead

Do we think Hestia ever looks at him and tells Hera she should have married the rock instead

cutecipher

free me immediately

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

636.932

bnnuy

#just gf things

instigatorjosten

Kevin, mid rant about one of his classes: I hate that Descartes was born before me, I could have totally came up with “I think therefore I am”

Neil, ignoring Kevin, to Andrew: do you agree with Descartes?

Andrew, not even looking back at him: why do you think I call you Nothing?

#okay i laughed #aftg

wosp-reactivated

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

surprisemoose

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Please share!

#polls #dont look at me and my yarn stash

homunculus-argument

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

homunculus-argument

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

leo0berry

#ovsessed with all of this truly #dungeon meshi #touden party

wosp-reactivated

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

mumblesplash

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

laios-daily

#you shouldn't have let me see this on a monday. my whole week is booked up now. by staring at The Straining White Boy #sorry guys cant do it at all anymore im contractually obligated to Stare #laios touden

luminouslumity

#all the chocolate furries out there are ganaching all at once i just know it #.......... i am so sorry

masochism101

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

fluffydancer618

"Stuck in the timeloop as a punishment" is cool and all, but stuck in the timeloop voluntarily though? Oh, brother. Stuck in the timeloop cause you just can't move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know that it's not real and whatever should've happen already did. Stuck in the timeloop even if doesn't makes you happy. You just can't bear the thought of not being able to see them ever again. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know you should move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know they would want you to move on.

But maybe just a little while longer.

#ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what do you mean lol? thats just life? and what it is to grieve? right?

thespineoftherighteous

Aaron Minyard in the foxhole court specifically, character of all time. moisturized unbothered in his lane etc etc. he's got like two and a half lines and pops off with each one. serves cunt on the court. serves cunt on the dancefloor. he's hardly present so he's at his least aggressive out of all three books, in his unproblematic era. doesn't care about anyone's drama but best believe he's paying attention. mans is in the kitchen doing dishes while the others are throwing fits and acting out. king shit.

thespineoftherighteous

Aaron Minyard in the raven king specifically, legend. he's still largely out of sight but that doesn't stop him from spitting bars left and right. it's becoming obvious just how much of a Fox he is, his jackass tendencies are starting to show. probably at his surliest but he gets over himself quickly. we meet the wife. we get the backstory. he's playing wingman. he's killing his brother's abuser. he's becoming more involved than he probably wants to be but he's better for it. 10s across the board and he's still just warming up.

thespineoftherighteous

Aaron Minyard in the king's men specifically, absolute menace. he gets the girl he's working with his brother, very sexy book for him. very frustrating book for him. heavily exercising the "take no shit" part of his "do no harm but take no shit" way of life. for a good minute he's the angriest he's ever been and so he's more unpleasant than ever. silent treatment and cold shoulders galore. he has his like two month long beef with Neil and gets over it. has his cold war with Andrew and gets over it. he's having nightmares, he has a trial to think about. he gets slapped by Allison (deserved), punched by Neil (deserved from Neil's pov, less so in the grand scheme of things), and punches Neil (deserved. long time coming). he's in therapy. he's in a hot tub drinking daiquiris. he's a national champion. he's slowly getting his brother back. he's brilliant. no notes.