what

nick - he/they - 22 im gay and i dont know whats going on

[berniesrevolution]

[slimetony]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[groovy-bastard]

[a-fiendish-thingy]

This speaks to me on a deep, spiritual level.

[shin-hero-buster]

Bethesda dropped the fattest stink bomb the gaming industry has seen in a decade

Blizzard put two shots in the back of Diablo’s head

Sony not doing E3, necking Japanese devs

Microsoft hasn’t been relevant in gaming since the XBone’s subpar release

Meanwhile Nintendo is fucking drowning in Switch success because they actually know how to, y'know, make video games.

[daisenseiben]

Who knew Nintendos strategy of ‘Just, like, make game’ would be the winner?

[ubuyo]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine how much more he would make in those 10 seconds if he pissed in a Gatorade bottle

Amazon also doesn’t pay anything in federal taxes and a lot of their workers are on government assistance. That’s really fucking cool. that’s where government regulations should kick in.

[football-in-tuxedos]

Profit is the unpaid labor of the masses

[slimetony]

You should keep your language sfw so Tumblr doesn't wipe you out

im going to fuck my boss at my job

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

why are people on this website so fucking weird and rude

[3cute-blog1]

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

[3cute-blog1]

????????

[3cute-blog1]

ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[susanoomon]

:/

[n1ntendoll-blog]

This somehow gets even funnier when you remember that Pit can’t fucking read

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

if tumblr deletes my blog u are free to contact me by entering your local forest and yelling. I will hear u

[babyanimalgifs]

[sapho2400]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[mage-pie]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

[asshole-suggestions]

why is there a sticker on his thigh