whatever

[slcpunkmoved]

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

[ampervadasz]

[bog-sucker69]

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

[luisonte]

Life goals

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

[galaxianbitch]

The time stamp comparison really ties this together

[guerrillamamamedicine]

(via Turkish woman allegedly kills abusive husband, becomes social media icon)

“Will women always die? Let some men die too,” Dogan told police. “I killed him for my honor.”

[hi-karii]

Since it was not included in the article, I thought I would provide a rough translation of her historical defense on court;

“When men wear suits and look down they get their sentences lowered; I dont have a suit, my mom barely managed to find this shirt for me. I won’t lie, there is also the joy of being able to survive that i can’t conceal. I’ve walked the corridors of these courthouses countless times, my face covered in bruises, for a restraining order. I didn’t have any other choice. If he hadn’t died, I was going to. He wasn’t going to tell you he had decided to pimp me out, he wasn’t going to talk about his plans of putting me in the arms of other men, he wasn’t going to tell you about the beatings I endured just because the eggplants were slightly overcooked, because the curtains were dirty, because there were leftover crumbs on the table. He wasn’t going to mention how many times I was hospitalized. There is a picture of me taken in the teahouse. I’ve smiled a bit lopsidedly. Maybe he was going to show you that picture and tell you I looked like a dishonorable woman. He was going to tell you he ‘cleansed my honor’ as if he wasn’t planning to pimp me out. You were going to sentence him to 3-5 years and pardon him because i had dishonored him and see my lopsided smile as provocation and feel sad for him. However, honor is mine Mr. Judge, I won’t leave it to anyone else just because I signed a paper.”

[kabaks]

her name is Çilem Doğan and she was sentenced to 15 years for this. the court initially wanted to give her life imprisonment. she was released on bail in june 2016 and has since become a symbol for the movement against femicide and violence against women in Turkey. 

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[constablebootyduty]

Fixed

[siegfriedandroy]

im crying

[hmsindecision]

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.

Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

[corpsefluid]

Actually, I have something to add.

The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.

And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’

Spoilers: that was exactly the case.

Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…

Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.

My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.

Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.

Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

[catscatsholyshitcats]

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).

There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.

A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.

A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.

TRUST THE ANIMALS.

[cellular-thirst-deactivated2017]

ALWAYS TRUST THE BABS

[purplepints]

Animals recognize predators.

[naamahdarling]

The reply with the mastiff gets me every single time. I’m not a dog person but my god, they are Good Animals.

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

Trust your animals, they more often than not have better instincts than humans. They are Good Boys and Good Girls.

[dykewallpaper]

[ID: a question and answer-style text about animals. Question reads, “Should I get rid of my dog if my boyfriend hates it? He told me not to get rid of my dog but I feel like the little guy deserves a loving home. Yes my dog is one of the yappy small ones but he’s a good dog.”

Answer by Teodora Motateanu reads, “I’ll be brutally honest and I don’t go anonymous. I’ve been in exactly the same situation. Except that my dogs are not small nor yappy: they’re mastiffs. 60 kg each. He of course never hit them in front of my or when he thought I could see. But I know my dogs. One of them gave clear clues that something’s off.

“That dog- male, young unaltered Cane Corso- could’ve ripped my ex. apart in no time at all. He didn’t. The dog was more intelligent than him. All my dog did for couple of months was to avoid the jerk. He silently left the room anytime the ex. was around. He left the bed and stopped cuddling whenever ex. entered the room.

“And when the ex. escalated to hitting me the dog slowly stood up and moved towards us: he got in between. Submissively. He put his big body in front of me, to be hit instead of me.

“Choose for yourself, who you want to keep.”

Attached is a picture of a black, cane corso dog sitting at a table. End of ID]

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[trepanties]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[trepanties]

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 24th of february, 2012.

[vilixpran]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[awed-frog]

Life under quarantine: two friends have lunch together [Marche, Italy].

[wellamarke]

a perfectly reasonable snystem (snail system)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[cogito-ergo-amo]

Tumblr’s ad placement really felt the need to double down on this post

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[dreamyfilms]