Chance Of Rain

[rogue-ai-cat]

Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."

I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

[animentality]

I love this generation. I hope we all die.

[callmemothra]

just here to add that tumblr user @earthnation started all this with this thrussy post in 2017 which influenced the one thicc bih meme cited in the paper in the second screenshot so say your thanks to an icon!

[depsidase]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

[hardyorange]

sharing @mumblesplash 's tags:

[weaselle]

reblogging to cast

[markv5]

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[superioronion]

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

[shadow13dickpistons]

Oh thank God someone explained this.

[theunitofcaring]

saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry. 

[queeranarchism]

why do we even have a society if not to take care of each other?

[delphinidin4]

Tons more at the source!

[soranatus]

Spinosaurus full combo attack animation by Jean Nguyen!

[bread-of-death]

That is so fucking creative what in the world is this for I n e e d i t

[kushblazer666]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

[serialreblogger]

some IMPORTANT UPDATES

stay tuned for the resolution

[bunbunxian]

THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER

A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy

[esmew9785]

[ashes-0f-phoenix]

PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!

THERE’S MOOOORE

[tlhrfanfic]

This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much

GOOD FOR THEM!

[lostsometime]

this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’

dude

[jumpingjacktrash]

if you read romances and think “no one is that oblivious in real life” i have some news for you my friend

[demon-wolf-37]

I needed some wholesome today

[metamorphesque]

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[text ID: I want to love somebody because I want to be loved. In a rabbit-fear I may hurl myself under the wheels of the car because the lights terrify me, and under the dark blind death of the wheels I will be safe.]

[queenangst]

there’s no way

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[sleepy-bebby]

NASA visualization showing monthly global temperature anomalies between the years 1880-2021.

[greelin]

lee pace is 6’5 btw. just in case you forgot. if you even care

[greelin]

6’5. do you hear me. Are you listening

[laralaralara]

“he’s a lot of boy” is permanently seared in my brain

[socialmaya]