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She/her 20s here for tony stark & jack abbot fanfics

[geministarks]

Apologies in advance if i (spammed) liked your years old tony stark fanfics.

[lovepollution]

jack abbot + emojis

[geministarks]

dr. expressive

[dahlia-molinas]

being an mcu fan is so embarrassing like yeah i am a big fan of one of the most famous, highest-grossing movie franchises of all time. yeah it's falling apart at the seams and it's run out of creativity and it looks boring and the plot is too overdone and a lot of the decisions being made behind the scenes are driven by racism, misogyny, and homophobia. but like it used to be really fun in the good old days all the actors weren't huge A list actors so they gave a shit about the projects and they were all friends with each other and the interviews were hilarious and the movies were made with a lot of heart and love and every once in a while you would get a crazy lil one second cameo and it wasn't a lot but it was a fun easter egg for you and the three people who were caught up on the lore. man where did we go wrong

[danysstarling]

no shawn hatosy character hits the same as pope.

yeah, abbot is a walking green flag... sammy is the dream husband... titus is hot and mean... but they just AREN'T andrew pope cody.

nobody compares to my little wet kitten of a man.

[geministarks]

so— who’s gracious enough to grace us (me) a marvel x the pitt au fic, specifically tony stark x reader x jack abbot?

I could help/brainstorm some ideas

[geministarks]

happy international academy award winner robert downey jr day!

[mohabbot-enjoyer]

How I feel after last night's news and episode

[k1tk4ttt]

I'm afraid I've fallen down the jack abbot's rabbit hole. I need this old man so bad.

[djo]

THE PITT 2.08: 2:00 P.M.

[iluvseb]

[van-dyne]

Tony Stark be like Cue Card Cold Read with Robert Downey Jr. [The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]

[geministarks]

lmao this is me every Valentine’s Day

[marvelgifs]

[alexthedeactivated-deactivated2]

Depressing arc reactor headcanons.

1. The arc reactor freezes when it’s too cold causing severe pain to the surrounding muscles.

2. If left in the sun it superheats like the seat belt buckle in your car and can burn Tony.

3. It decreases Tony’s lung capacity far below that of your average human.

4. Tony has asthma.

5. Once the arc reactor is removed Tony begins to function without chronic pain and is absolutely amazed at how easy everything is.

[kahuna-burger]

6. Tony loves singing, but the reactor won’t let him take deep enough breaths to really sing anymore. Sometimes he’ll forget and start singing along with the music in his workshop, but then that big part in any song comes along and he tries to breathe in for it and ends up doubled over in pain.

[doodlegirl1998]

@koalablu

[dorian-the-grey]

7. Anytime someone hugs Tony it puts pressure on the arc which restricts his lungs and makes it impossible to breathe. So now he avoids being hugged.

[colorfulblades]

8. Tony can’t lie down on his stomach anymore because the surface shoves the arc reactor deeper into his chest, moving around the surrounding muscles, lungs and ribs. 

[koalablu]

9. Hiccups hurt. The diaphragm is spasming and pushing the lungs upwards into space that is no longer there. They would hit the reactor.

10. Major thoracic muscles like the pectorals in the chest and the external oblique and rectus abdominis in the abdomen are displaced. Extending his arms above his head would be painful as would bending forward or backward to far.

11. His immune system is compromised. He would be prone to things like: cold and flu, pneumonia and chest infections.

12. The skin around the reactor would be like an open wound as skin can’t bond with metal. Shifting could cause slight bleeding and it’s an entrance for bacteria.

13. The asthma and decreased lung capacity makes it dangerous to take narcotic pain killers.

14. Chronic pain saps your energy. He would be exhausted constantly. And not just tired like ‘oh, I’m yawning maybe I should go to bed’. It’s a pervasive mental and physical exhaustion that won’t just go away because you sleep.

15. ‘Painsomia’ not being able to sleep because he’s in to much pain. And the arc reactor would make it very difficult to find a comfortable position.

16. People who think he’s making up excuses to get out of things. That the pain isn’t that bad or it’s psychosomatic, that he should try harder or why he can’t manage something today that he did yesterday.

17. The fact that he probably doesn’t trust a doctor to come withing a mile of the arc reactor, so doesn’t seek help.

18. That even having the reactor removed doesn’t negate that parts of his lungs were cut out, muscles displaced, ribs cut short to make room for the reactor or the fact that his sternum was entirely removed.

[colorfulblades]

19. Tony can’t elevate his heart rate too far into the “Heathy Fitness Zone” level. The arc reactor is sunk so deep into his chest that if his heart rate accelerates, he can feel his heart thumping against the arc reactor. 

[slippery-minghus]

20. coughing, especially with the inevitable asthma attacks and flu, is incredibly painful. When he’s sick or has an attack, he has to use a nebulizer right away, which makes a mist of the medication albuterol. it makes him shaky and uneasy, which usually triggers his anxiety pretty badly. 

21. he learns the hard way to super-reinforce the chestplate of the iron man armor because even a mild hit to the chest can fully incapacitate him. 

22. showers  s u c k. 

[the-kitteh]

@the-flightoficarus   @shi-toyu

i’m pretty sure we could destroy half the fandom if we team up on one of these babies 

[shi-toyu-deactivated20191109]

I adore all of these. ALL OF THEM.

[pomegranatecrab]

U reckon if tony had IT problems at work he just fixes it himself

[joetavis]

Imagine you're an intern at SI, your Laptop breaks so you put in an IT Ticket and half an hour later the old CEO strolls in with dark circles and greasy jeans, demanding to see your Laptop.

[fotibrit]

he hands it back to you after 3 minutes and your issue is fixed. he walks away. hours pass and you send an email. A loud iron man repulser sound comes from the speakers and you jump out your skin. Your co-worker, sitting nearby, goes "oh, he fix yours too? Theres not way to turn it off, by the way. He fixed mine a few years ago." and suddenly all the random repulser sounds youve been hearing whenever you're in the office make sense. (You thought that Stark Industries just kinda sometimes had sound effects play.)

[wanderingcas]

i love you fanfic authors that write AUs. i love you fanfic authors that write canon. i love you fanfic authors that write unhinged things specific to their niche interests. i love you fanfic authors that write against the grain of fanon interpretation. i love you fanfic authors that add to fanon interpretation in even more rich ways. i love you fanfic authors with low self confidence, with all the confidence in the world, with 3000 subscribers, with 2 subscribers, who have written a million words and ones that have written 100. i love you fanfic authors who haven't written a word yet but the stories are still knocking around inside your head. i love you fanfic authors!!!!!!!

[peterquill]

[fictionalfix]

#I can’t even fucking tell you guys #how much I love Rhodey’s whole ‘rolling with it’ attitude with shit #this is what I aspire to be like #just #’got burned out of my suit’ #’rolling with it’ #’dude breathes fire’ #’can deal with it’ #’Tony has 47 fucking thousand suits’ #’I got a .45 and a green polo shirt’ #’I can do this man’#rHODEY FOR PRESIDENT (via iamwarmachine)

[squishymamasboy]

#oh god now i actually want to write Rhodey For President#Tony finances the whole campaign easily#it’s a joke until rhodey realizes how shit the other candidates are#RHODEY BECOMES PRESIDENT#THE SECRET SERVICE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE’S WAR MACHINE AND IS ALSO A SUPERHERO

[kryptaria]

And he still goes chasing after Tony when Tony does stupid shit. The Secret Services eventually institutes a Code Stark, meaning “The president flew off again to pull Stark’s ass out of the fire. May as well break out the beer and cards. They’ll be back in two days, and then the PR Department will be working overtime to cover up the explosions.”

[van-dyne]

Tony Stark - Crisis Management 101 He may be Done™ but he keeps it together along with his manners