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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

theofficialastronomy101

This is one of the strongest solar storms in ages. View from ISS is incredible.

georgeromerosanalcavity

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

rylandsgrace

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

geminonsense

Love how the first time I visit tumblr in a while is during a random moment in life where I also decided to watch shrek 2 for the first time in years, and I’m served this lmao

segamascott

ednygmasbowlerhat

When Clark said “he’s not even a very good dog but he’s all alone and he’s probably scared so i have to go get him” I was so happy because someone in that writers room truly understands superman better than we’ve seen in a long time. This is the essence of superman - that every living being deserves kindness and empathy and love simply because they are alive. Clark is the kind of guy who’d cry when he got stung by a bee not because it hurt but because the bee died when it stung him and someone in the writers room knew that and made sure it came through.

drulalovescas

Castiel was really just one of a kind. They tried to get rid of him, yet they couldn't. They tried to make him straight, yet they couldn't. They tried to keep him away from Dean, yet they couldn't. They tried to erase him from the surface of the show, yet they couldn't. They tried to make him irrelevant, yet they couldn't. He's become Supernatural's legacy. King shit.

aka-patsy

Study Hall Relay || Smosh Summer Games

pusheen

moxiebustion

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

re-reclass

Superman losing his composure only when people shrug off the lives of others. Doesn’t matter how well he knows them. Doesn’t matter if they’re even human.

He gets upset at the Justice Gang for brutally killing a rampaging Kaiju and not even attempting to find a way to move it or at least euthanize it more humanely.

The only time he raises his voice during Lois’ interview is when she digs into his interference in geopolitics, because people would have died if he hadn’t acted. The only time he yells at Luthor is when Luthor abducts Krypto. The only time he cries is when Luthor murders someone he barely even knew.

He saves a fucking squirrel for god’s sake. We’re so back.

superman-the-secret-third-thing

I enjoy that from the little glimpse we saw from his parents we know exactly why he's that way. His Ma is headstrong and firm in her beliefs and his dad is a "mush"- a very kindly man who doesn't know a ton but believes in the good of humans and how important it is to care.

diphowell

so either phil lied about being the one to do this one twitter, forsaking a chance to make fun of dan, or he threw dan under the bus for something HE did and dan just let it slide.

7bitter

i love you everybody who is trying to save their own life & love themselves back into the world, it's gonna happen for you don't doubt for a second!!!!!!!!!!!!