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Look me in my face and tell me that a week or so before their wedding Shane didn't look at Ilya and say, "But Ilya...we can't have sex before we're married..." and it took Ilya exactly five seconds to travel through the stages of grief before he fully picked up what Shane was putting down and leaned over to put his hand hiiiiigh up on Shane's thigh and say, "But baby, I need it. Please, just the tip."

You cannot tell me it didn't happen because I will not believe you.

limpwristedrose

Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.

And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.

You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho

If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.

and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it

hollanovscuckchair

instagram posts shane and ilya make during their first year of marriage ranging from realistic to in my wildest fantasies. they are posting shit like this:

they're both posting photos from their wedding day ofc. shane's post is a photo of their intertwined fingers, wedding bands pressed together -- shane's on his left and ilya's on his right hand as is russian orthodox tradition. the caption simply reads "Я тебя люблю" and that's it. tasteful and respectful. ilya's post is several pictures and a little more... well, more. he's posting a photo of them kissing at the ceremony first, ilya's hands buried in shane's hair and holding him close, their mouths locked together in a kiss that was probably too intense for the crowd of guests. the second photo in ilya's post is the wedding band photo and then the third is shane and ilya stood between yuna and david. so first three images are good but it goes downhill from there. the fourth image is an obviously drunk shane photo taken on a smartphone 0.5 lense and his face flushed and a silly smile on his face. the fifth image in boodram doing a handstand in the foreground and ilya chugging a bottle of moet and chandon in the background. the sixth image is ilya with his arm slung around a very pissed off looking hayden pike who is staring off into the distance with a scowl on his face and red ears and ilya is obviously midsentence. the seventh picture is a blurry photo -- courtesy of sveta -- of ilya in shane's lap on the grass and tugging on shane's cheeks cooing about his freckles. the eigth photo is a photo of shane curled up on the patio beside anya and giving her a cuddle as he naps, flushed and rumpled and obviously wiped out cold. and the ninth photo is shane the next morning at their kitchen island with sunglasses on and a frown and his wedding tux still kinda half on his body and his hair a mess and a very obvious bruise the shape of a mouth peeking out from the collar of his shirt. his caption reads "second best player (shane hollander) and best player in the league (ilya rozanov) got gay married!"

the honeymoon photos are tame in comparison. ilya got a talking to from their agent about image and branding and what would be best moving forward given the scandal of their outting whatever whatever. people want some sort of wholesome straight relationship vibe from them and ilya is rolling his eyes because 'whatever the fuck that means' but he's posting some borderline saucy photos anyway. fuck it. he's on honeymoon and his husband is hot. so he's posting a series of photos at the end of the trip, waiting in the airport for their connecting flight. the first is shane shirtless on a lounge chair by the pool, glasses on, reading a book looking stupid hot in ilya's opinion. the second is a selfie of ilya in the pool with shane is the background, still reading, and ilya grinning wide in the foreground. the third is a selfie of the two of them from a hike they took around the island one day with the sunset behind them and the two of them sweaty and flushed from the exercise. the fourth is a mirror selfie, ilya stood behind shane holding the phone, an arm wrapped around shane's waist, his head tilted so he is kissing shane's cheek. they are dressed to go to the club and shane isn't looking at the camera but at ilya's reflection and he is smiling fondly and the internet is dying bc his shirt is mesh and they can see his nips. the fifth picture is a photo of a massive plate of breakfast food from the hotel buffet. the sixth picture is ilya lying face down in the pool pretending to be dead. the seventh picture is another mirror selfie with ilya in the foreground doing his best blue steel shirtless in a pair of low hanging sweats and shane is on the bed in the background, also shirtless and in sweats with his hair all rumpled and his mouth all swollen and he's got the room service menu in his lap and the phone to his ear ordering. that picture sends everyone into a tailspin bc it is obviously a post-fuck selfie. the eigth photo is a photo of ilya with a drag queen in an ibiza nightclub. the drag queen is flexing her biceps and so is ilya and ilya looks totally wasted and also totally chuffed. the ninth photo is a screenshot of a facetime call between shaneilya and anya back home. and the tenth and final image is shane asleep at the airport, headphones on, hair a mess, mouth open and obviously snoring as he sleeps on ilya's shoulder. the caption is "honeymoon with the hubby 🤵🏻🥵🏖️❤️‍🔥" and shane says "ew no don't call me hubby". shane posts about their honeymoon too. the selfie of them on their hike, a photo of ilya in the waves at the beach all shirtless and tanned and big smiles and glistening abs, and then a photo of ilya asleep in the airport with his neck stretched way too far back over the back of a chair waiting for their flight to ibiza. his caption simply says "honeymoon".

not a post by ilya or shane but one by the cens introducing shane. a photo of shane in a cens cap and tshirt looking serious down the barrell of the camera. caption reads "welcome three-time stanley cup winner, rookie of the year, 2time mvp, olympic silver medalist (etc etc...) shane hollander to the centaurs!" and ilya is commenting "you forgot cosmopolitan's sexiest man in the nhl 2016 and 2017" and a fan is replying "dude what?" and ilya is responding "i married hottest man in league. i will not let anyone diminish this acomplishment".

as the season goes on and things continue to be weird in the media re the idea that shane threw the last playoff series in ilya's favour ilya is posting the photo of their CCM shoot and writing in the caption "since the summer before" and everyone is freaking the fuck out over what that means but ilya says nothing until farah is making him edit the caption. he leaves the photo up but removes the caption. when people ask about it after games and what it means ilya is just shrugging and saying "i have known hollander long time, yes? that's all i am saying". it's his one little way of biting back at people accusing them of throwing games for one another without getting into the timeline of them.

shane, tired of people questioning 'why rozanov?' or implying the question 'why rozanov?' has taken to posting sporadic images of ilya being the man he loves. so there's a recording of ilya talking very seriously to anya as he prepares her a very elaborate dinner full of chicken livers and bone broth and organic freezedried beef and egg yolks etc. ilya talking to anya saying "is important that you grow big and strong and live for long time, дорогой". then there's a post of ilya sitting in the airport with luca asleep on one shoulder and young asleep on the other. there's a post of ilya sitting at the dinning table with david and doing a puzzle. there's a photo of ilya coming off the ice after scoring a hat trick -- professionally taken at the rink -- and he's grinning wide and his face is sweaty. there's a post of ilya at the farmer's market with yuna, holding her grocery bags as she holds organic soaps to his nose and makes him sniff them. there's a photo of ilya asleep on the couch with anya asleep on his chest. there's a photo of ilya playing mario kart with the pikelets and a post of him playing mario kart at the children's hospital. there's a post of ilya wearing a children's plastic crown and drinking imaginary tea out of a princess tiana tea cup with amber pike beside him and a crowd of bears surrounding them with tea cups set in front of them and tiaras on their heads. there's a post of ilya in ibiza doing shots with a drag queen and a man dressed in leather and a hot woman in a bikini. there's a post of ilya at the gym, towel around his shoulders, sweaty and flexing and grinning past the camera obviously at shane. over the course of their first year of marriage shane posts a dozen photos of ilya with no caption and no explanation. a silent protest against people suggesting ilya rozanov is not good enough for shane hollander.

yuna is posting a bunch of secret photos she took of hollanov over the years. the two of them by the firepit at her and david's cottage, sitting close together with ilya's thigh slung over shane's knee and their hands intertwined in shane's lap. a photo of shane and ilya conked out on the couch, shane beneath ilya, ilya with his head underneath shane's sweater and curled on top of shane. a video of shane and ilya chasing each other and wrestling in the grass at shane's cottage -- the audio a bunch of laughter and chirping and bleeping that yuna carefully edited in. a photo of ilya asleep on the hollander's couch in ottawa wrapped in a blanket and with his cheek squished and his hair messy. a photo of shane and ilya on the dock at the cottage, ilya has shane is a headlock and is giving him a noogie. a photo from shane and ilya's wedding of shane and ilya slow dancing and staring at each other looking stupid in love. a photo of shane and ilya with anya in the backyard playing fetch. a photo of shane smiling at his phone dopily with the caption 'the ilya is calling smile' and that one goes viral. she is simultaneously helping their 'wholesome' couple image that her and farah agreed would be the best pr strategy for her boys going forward -- mkaing them as sexless as possible really to avoid people's discomfort -- but also enjoying getting to post her boys.

boodram is posting photos from team bbqs and team gatherings and people are playing 'spot hollanov making out' with all the photos. the first time someone spots it is blurry. in the background of a photo of zane with his wife someone draws a circle around two figures pressed tight together by the firepit -- it's obviously shane in ilya's lap on the grass by the bonfire and they're clearly kissing. after that people start stalking all the cens photos for potential hollanov making out in the background. one time they think they've caught hollanov but its actually harris and troy. but they find plenty. a group photo of hazy with holmberg and young and haas at Monks and there's shane and ilya in the booth behind them kissing, shane's hand on ilya's face and hiding their mouths but they are obviously kissing. a photo of dillon and dykstra at a team pool party and shane and ilya are in the distance wrapped up in each other pressing their laughing faces together and clearly ignoring everything around them. after about three incidents of being caught making out in the background the cens start double checking their posts before uploading and making sure the husbands are okay with it if they can be seen in the background. sometimes they ask to be cropped out. other times they aren't bothered. usually whatever they are doing is pretty tame and only lasted about one or two seconds anyway. they are not PDAing to the extreme. when zane -- or one of the others -- get asked about the 'excessive' PDA of their captain and his husband they are saying "no, they are not excessive. not any more excessive than me and my missus. in fact, they are usually a lot more aware of how they behave in public than me and cassie ever were when we were newlyweds".

that's all i have for now i think :)

simoneashley

#IT'S NEVER DEVIL'SMINIONOVERRRRRRR The Vampire Lestat After Dark 1.04

#ok devils minion amazing #but ASSAD WITH THE STUBBLE #HOT #JEEEZUS

reticent-vampire

"The little truth here is the admission that the love that was distracting him was for Molloy, not for Louis." - Assad Zaman

#its happening #EVERYBODY STAT CALM #DEVILS MINION IS HAPPENING

jewelcoatfish

shane and ilya freshly after a fucking session out of the shower all warm and clean and cozy and shane collapses on their bed face down ass up butt naked. so ilya gets the full view of shane’s pink puffy hole still gaping open and of course he has to lean down and kisses it. it makes shane squirm because it’s really fucking sensitive and they’ve been going at it a few times but ilya only gave it another peck before coming up to sleep next to shane. “have to kiss the guy goodnight too. he would get jealous.” “you’re a baby.” “your baby.”

bifauxnenarmand

call armand cringe all you want but he would NEVER say “serving cunt has its consequences 😌”

hollanovarchive

Famous/[Non] Famous AU

A combination of fics that include one of them or both of them being Famous, set in an alternate universe where they are not rival hockey players.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐔

🏒 Welcome Back | 3.8k

Shane ran out of Ilya's house, terrified of openly dating a famous hockey player, and now, six weeks later he was on his doorstep, soaking wet asking to come in

🏒 My Beautiful Boy | 4.0k

It was common knowledge that Ilya Rozanov liked men and women. Photos of him kissing both in clubs had followed Ilya his entire career. It was also common knowledge that hundreds of men and women flocked to every Centaurs game and before that every Raiders game in his jersey desperate for an ounce of his attention. What was uncommon however was to see a man, in Rozanov’s jersey, sitting in his seats which is exactly what was happening now

🏒 I will fuck your heaven (for the hell of it) | 7.8k

In light of an announcement from their favorite hockey player, fans do a deep dive and find that Shane and Ilya have an interesting history

🏒 on the run | 9.1k

shane is anya's dog walker and occasional pet sitter. her owner, on the other hand, makes being professional extremely difficult

🏒 rose garden filled with thorns | 14.6k

famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

🏒 chirping like a dead bird | 15.3k

When Ilya abandons hockey as a teenager, Shane is the undisputed star of his draft year. Somehow, they find each other anyway

🏒 unreasonable solutions | 16.3k

Shane can still feel all the places where Ilya touched him. Sometimes he can swear they are scorching hot, while the rest of his body is cold as ice that he knows so damn well. It’s not normal. He knows it’s not normal.

🏒 and i think i’d miss you, even if we’d never met | 23.5k

Hockey Player/Client!Shane x Escort!Ilya

🏒 Baby, Bend Over | 31.3k

Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him. Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse. Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.

🏒 Everytime I Leave | 38.5k

🔒 a fic where 17 yr old shane is a [redacted] ill patient and ilya is the rookie his team drags to the children’s hospital. he falls in love w freckles and can’t stop visiting shane every chance he gets.

🏒 When You Stay | 39.6k

🔒 shane hollander spent six months learning how to stay alive. he did not account for how much harder it would be to learn how to live. (or, shane's pov immediately picking up from where everytime i leave left off.)

🏒 Mystery of Love | 41.4k

Shane and Ilya are married, but it's just Ilya who pursued career in hockey. Shane studies at uni, hiding his romantic relationship from the whole world, but his friends are slowly learning the truth that the mysterious Lily is in fact a famous hockey player Ilya Rozanov.

🏒 your eyes, they turn me | 58.5k

Shane Hollander has spent his entire life living and breathing hockey. At twenty, at the height of his career, he makes an unthinkable choice: he walks away to discover who he is beyond the ice. But some things don’t stay behind

🏒 money's got a magic touch | 60.0k

Ilya Rozanov, internationally-renowned singles tennis star, propositions Shane Hollander, sports medicine consultant for the Montreal Voyageurs and local nobody, in a nightclub surrounded by people.

🏒 Route 96 Kanata | WIP

after ending up at a jazz bar to celebrate the end of finals season, Shane Hollander finds himself where he never thought he'd be— in the orbit of NHL superstar Ilya Rozanov.

🏒 Wolfbird | WIP

Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

🏒 NBA/College AU Series

Basketball Player Ilya, WAG Shane

🏒 When the Right One Comes Along Series

Hockey Player Shane, Manny Ilya

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫/𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐔

🏒 if only i could get your attention | 4.0k

Shane and Ilya run fan accounts for each other.

🏒 shivering gold | 4.8k

Two of the brightest stars in young Hollywood have a shared secret.

🏒 Bed Chem | 5.4k

Shane's a music producer in LA when he meets Ilya Rozanov at an awards show.

🏒 Juno | 5.4k

Shane writes Juno

🏒 Celebrity Crush | 6.8k

🔒 Ilya Rozanov finds himself at the Metros vs Raiders game, and decides to try his luck in scoring the Metros' Captain, Shane Hollander.

🏒 won't get down on my knees (trying to play it casually) | 8.5k

Shane and Ilya are oblivious first and actors second

🏒 And I would still choose you through it all | 9.6k

Shane Hollander and Troy Barrett are the stars of the new hit show ‘Off the Ice’. When a tweet from Shane makes its way onto Ilya’s for you page, he instantly becomes enamoured with the actor. What happens when Shane sees this particular fans tweets?

🏒 safeguard | 11.2k

Actor Ilya, Bodyguard Shane

🏒 Passionate Opposition, starring Ilya Rozanov | 12.7k

Ilya stars in a gay hockey rom com. Hockey player Shane slides into his DMs.

🏒 Unnecessary Longing | 12.9k

🔒 Ilya goes on a talk show to promote his newest album and accidentally admits to having a crush on a certain hockey player. Shane is really hoping Ilya is talking about him

🏒 Valley Boy | 23.6k

Breakout pop star Ilya Rozanov is all that anyone can talk about. His music is phenomenal, he’s devilishly handsome, and he’s great with the ladies. Which means he frequently gets himself into trouble, until the stone-faced, no-nonsense Shane Hollander starts working as Ilya’s babysitter bodyguard

🏒 Me Porto Bonito | 24.1k

Upcoming actor and well-known playboy Ilya Rozanov is good at getting what he wants. That is, until he wants hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander

🏒 hidden in plain sight (my love) | 26.4k

Shane works at a coffee shop, goes to auditions, tries to get his personal life together, and has absolutely no idea how to say no to people. His life is already complicated enough when a Russian neighbor moves into the apartment across the hall.

🏒 Under Protection | 31.1k

Shane has skyrocketed to fame over the last few months, he's not quite handling it as well as he had hoped. From a waiter in a small restaurant to the perfect new celebrity. He's trying to take things one at a time but with Yuna Hollander as his agent, it's not quite that simple. One morning, a man appears at Shane's door. His new bodyguard. Ilya Rozanov.

🏒 you hollow out my hungry eyes | 32.0k

when rose wins two tickets to warped tour 2005's montreal date, shane figures he's in for a day of sweaty, drunk festivalgoers, music that's loud enough to give him a migraine, and maybe a few glimpses of that hot russian drummer in rose's favorite band. he gets a lot more than he bargained for

🏒 Celebrity romance | 39.4k

“Your name? No, I don’t– sorry, have we met before?” Shane asked, suddenly embarrassed. He didn't remember seeing this man in the shop before. Oh god, had they gone on a date and he forgot? It had been awhile since he went out with anyone, so it must have been quite a long time ago if that was the case. But Shane was sure he would remember someone who looked and sounded like that.

🏒 The Stars Fell For You | 86.8k

Pop star Shane Hollander is no stranger to crowds and success, but when an anonymous gunman at a press appearance threatens his life, the safety of his upcoming tour is called into question. Desperate to keep their cash cow not only safe, but happy, League Records hires former Spetsnaz operative Ilya Rozanov to provide 24/7 personal security for Shane. As the two spend time together, Shane Hollander realizes that the real threat to his life, to his career, is his own heart...and the way that he feels for the very man he is depending on to keep him safe

🏒 someone stop this song (so i won't sing your lovesick melody) | 96.4k

Shane is in a boyband, Ilya is the lead singer of a rock group. Rivals on stage, something more behind the scenes. Years go by as they try to navigate their feelings in secret

🏒 I’ll Follow You | 98.4k

what if Shane & Ilya were actors who met on the set of a TV show, have to deal with fame & semi-unhinged fandom, and are still idiots falling in love.

🏒 What I Risk | 109k

Ilya Rozanov, break out star of the hit show Skating Limits, has a problem. His stalker is escalating to violence and ruining the press tour for the new season. Naturally, his agent and childhood friend, Svetlana, has a solution to the problem: Shane Hollander, former Secret Service agent and private bodyguard.

🏒 Bullseyes and Spotlights | WIP

Shane Hollander is Hollywood's sweetheart, an up and coming actor with all the fame and fortune that comes with it. After six months off, Ilya's just looking for a security gig where he won't get shot at for once.

🏒 All Your Songs Sound Like Me | WIP

The Tortured Singer-Songwriter Shane X Rising NBA Star Ilya AU fic

𝐅𝟏 𝐀𝐔

🏒 automatic | 5.4k

Shane models for fast cars. Ilya races in those fast cars. They both drive each other absolutely crazy

🏒 royal rivalry | 6.7k

four times they almost exposed their relationship, and one very royal birthday that finally revealed everything.

Fic Rec Masterpost | Hollanov AU

griefbespoke

i love love loooove 'better than the fucking yankees' because shane's not just some hockey-obsessed jock, he's a straight up jock across the board. he's an all-rounder!!! he's a hockey player, and hockey players literally spend like 80-90% of their time talking about all the other sports they're watching. he watches sportscenter like it's the nightly news, has the baseball on in the background all summer. he's showing up at the olympics for sports simply because he knows the athletes, and as a top canadian athlete with his level of marketing and sponsorship, he's met and knows A Lot of athletes. he's getting invited to grand slam tournaments. he's reading all those high performing athlete biographies. he has an opinion on who's going to win the super bowl, who looks good in the nba, which teams will do best in the world cup, who's in form for the masters. in tlg he's participating in the great canadian pastime of putting on some late night australian rugby/aussie rules just for the sake of having some live sports running in the background. he and ilya put the tennis on later in the book for the same reason. that boy is a fucking jock!!!

platoapproved

1.06 || 3.03

gaynehollander

It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.

adoreshane

the ldpdl of absolute judgement and disdain

#ldpdl is the king of gay judgement

shanyshko

"shane is the wife" "no ilya is the wife" i think the point is actually that they're both men

m4s0ch1st1c-pup

I think Shane would be way more of a possessive and protective mf than people think he'd be

He stays near Ilya like a body guard whenever they go out in public, especially in bars. His eyes are constantly sharp and calculating, only softening when Ilya turns to him

Someone goes to make a move on Ilya and Shane wraps his arm around his husband's waist as tightly as humanly possible, dead staring at anyone who tries

He's sharply correcting any reporter that doesn't say Ilya's full name or reminding them that Ilya is HIS husband.

He answers questions for Ilya when the reporters are being idiots too

He's replying to tweets thirsting after Ilya in the most deadpan and borderline threatening responses

If there's an event they have to go to with a lot of people, he's sucking marks into Ilya's neck as dark as he can get them in the most visible spots

He makes sure Ilya's wedding ring is visible in every picture taken

He gets into more fights on the ice than he has in his entire career, laying out anyone who decides to talk shit about Ilya, or the gods forbid, Ilya's mother.

Shane is a possessive, protective, no bullshit person for his husband and he's proud of that shit

jewelcoatfish

shane was out and about with rose one day at one of her jewellery appointments that sort of merges with shane’s schedule and he offers to come along with her because otherwise they couldn’t see each other at all.

anyway so rose is an ambassador for that brand and they’re getting her to try on jewellery while shane browses like a regular customer, before a brooch catches his eyes. it’s one of those gorgeous brooches that has a massive sapphire in the middle and diamonds all over and okay, the sapphire really looks like ilya’s eyes. so now shane ends up with a brooch, and rose gushes over how he spoils his husband sooo much

he gives it to ilya and when ilya asks what occasion he just shrugs and says “it reminds me of you” and when ilya opens the box he nearly fainted. because my guy knows the quality of jewellery of that brand and how expensive they are

danandfuckingjonlmao

i love gay marriage

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