G'night Fuck-o's

... Patsy 33 Asexual Cis (she/her)

[hipsternumbertwo]

We Play Smash Or Pass | Smosh Mouth 151

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[jace-targaryen]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. garry marshall

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[seasonofhorror]

JENNIFER'S BODY

2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[hipsternumbertwo]

A New Level Of Entitlement | Reading Reddit Stories

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[hipsternumbertwo]

Do You Believe It? | BAF: Gullible

[hannibalism]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[archrui]

This is all your fault

Print is available!

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think