GEMISHEREHELLOWORLD

YOUR MOTHEER

[gempsishere]

spider update

i losst it cant find it

:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(

[gempsishere]

HEJO{PKL

RABBIT LOCKED ME IN TEEBASEMENT ANS WONT LETR ME OUT UNTIL I PROMISE TO STOPS EATING HER SANDLAS

THERES FOOD AND STUFF BUT THERES ALSO A SPIDER DOSNW HERE AND IM SCAREX

[gempsishere]

Have you ever tried to eat the foamy stuff inside of fire extinguishers? If yes does it taste good?

kiyo wont let me near the fire extinguisger, she says she doesnt trust me :(((((((

VELVET DID GIVE ME SOME OF THE FOAMY STUFF IN A BOWL THOUGH AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gempsishere]

wahts ur favouirte food ssgar pupkin cake

i love grilled chees its so good bests andwitch

iffmy mom wasntb bizzy being dead i would have like a bajilllion times more grilled cheeesessesess :(((((((((

i also really like caruhmel or however ryoiu spell/say it, it feels reaally bad on my teeths but i liike how sweet iy is

[gempsishere]

yall

im so sad sunnyjsuttrickedmeimsobetrayed

she said the grilledn cheese imade her was "updog"

THEN I ASKED WHAT THE HECK UPDOG WAS AND SHE FOOLED ME SO BASSDLY

IVE ENEVER BEEN MORE BETREAYED BY THIS DRAGON IN MY LYYYFE

[gempsishere]

GUYS HELP THERES A BEEPO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHAT DOI EVEN DOOOOOOOOO

HELP HHE LOOKED RIGHT AT US HHHHHHHHHHH

DOES ANYONE HAVE TIPS FOR KILLING BEEPO ALSO IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE GLOWING IVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

(note:: ivi took this pic thats why it isnt as shaky i was to scared to doit :()

[gempsishere]

hello gem! what are your thoughts on dirt

VERY DELICIOSUS

Kiyo hates when i aeat it tho :((((

shes sso mean to me

[gempsishere]

hello...uh, gem! how's the weather there right now? also, would you eat a bug?

HI INTERNET PERON I LIKE YOUR SUNGALSSSSES

its reeally stormy out right now, kiyo says im not allorwd outside because i might bget struck by lightinign :((((((

i wanna jump in puddles :,,,,,,,,(

as foreetingbugs I LOVE EATING BUGS!!!!!!!!! my favortrit bug to eat are peppermint bugs, they taste reallly good eveen if they are an "invadive speeshes" whatever that means i kaso like roly polys an d worms and street lobsters eveen if rabbit says that isnt a bug and inchworms an

[etherealspacejelly]

reblog this if you like getting silly asks

[gempsishere]

GUYS LOOKA T WHATA ME AND VELVET DREW TOAGTEHR

I DREW ME AND VELVET DREEW SOME WEIRD CAT LADY

SHE SAID IT WAS HER FERSONA??????? IDK WHAT THAT IS

LIKE VELVET ALREADY IS A CAT GIRL WHYD SHE NEED TO MAKE A DIFFERENT LOOKING CAT GIRL

ANYWAY SHE KEPT COMPLAINING ABOUT HO BIG THEMARKERS WERE SO I MADE HER USE HOT PINK AS A A PIJNISHMENT >:))))))

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[leethepiper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

[madronasky]

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[gempsishere]

funnie storry

ome time when i was like four my dad took me to a mall and i stole some lasdies peurse and i ended jup eating her reading glases

she yelled at me and called me a "crab child" and then smacked my dad and said he should control his siblings nbetter

then she walked away

[gempsishere]

GUYS LOOKAY THESE BUGS I FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK

ARENT THEY PRETTY???????????

[gempsishere]

gusy i think i died agaian lmao

lmao i got hit bi a car tthis time hehehh

Kiyo (my boss lasdy) was freeaking out but then i poppped back up in a hospital bed

she cant get rid of me thate easy >:3

[gempsishere]

TITLE

OK SO VELVET TURNED O N AUTOCORRECT FOR ME

EVERYONE THANK HET DO IT LOSERS

K THNISHIAS YOUS TUYNMBLETSS

ANYWAY I SAW A LEAF OUTSIDE TODAY AND I EATED IT BUT THEN MY BOSS YEELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BUG ON IT ANDI ATE THE BUFG ON ACCAIDENT :(((((((((

[gempsishere]

HELELEOOOO

VELEVETEY GAV EME A FONE

AN D SHE SUJJESTED I JOIN SOSHUL MEEDEEUH

SO NSOW IM HEREEEEEEE