Hooman

[foxboyclit]

Day 1 of asking friends about their ocs: tell me about their backstory! How'd you come up with them?

Day 200 of asking friends about their ocs: what is the one regret that keeps them up at night

Day 25935 of asking friends about their ocs: what's their favorite ice cream

[hyperfixation-go-weeeee0209]

@birb-boyo @genderdunnowhothatis

[roseworth]

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

[hyperfixation-go-weeeee0209]

@birb-boyo @genderdunnowhothatis omg we literally do this to each other irl what

[genderdunnowhothatis]

OH MY GODS I JUST GOT WHOPLASH THIS IS LITERALLY??? US EVERYOTHER SCHOOLDAY???

[science-hoes]

Anyways

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[genderdunnowhothatis]

Ao3 is down again, friends, someone help me find the rope

[bonsiii-art]

🤍The Ivory Dragon can appreciate the efforts of someone who knows how to pay their respects🤍

WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS THIS YEAR THAT I'D FINALLY FINISH THIS GETS A COOKIE ASDFGHJKL Ohhh, this was a huge lesson to me on how not to make a comic. A severe lack of proper planning, experience, and motivation is what delayed this project. And while I regret taking so long, I'm happy that it's done. Visually, I wish it was more, but I can't be choosy at this point 😂 It's out and it looks alright and that's good enough! :D

[mc-chipcken]

Valentine's day cards!!

[mooniicorn]

“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

[iamthethunder]

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

[rosslynpaladin]

Or, backing up FURTHER

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

Given this evidence, and how common we now know autism actually is, the Changeling myth is almost definitely the result of people’s confusion at the development of autistic children.

[vicecommanderhijikata]

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

[neddythestylish]

I think it’s worth noting that many like me, who are diagnosed with ASD now, would probably have been seen as just a bit odd in centuries past. I’m only a little bit autistic; I can pass for neurotypical for short periods if I work really hard at it. I have a lack of talent in social situations, and I’m prone to sensory overload or you might notice me stimming.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

I’m not trying to romanticise the past because I know it was hard, dirty work with a constant risk of premature death. I don’t actually want to be a 16th century farmer! What I’m saying is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Our environment isn’t making people autistic in the sense of some chemical causing brain damage. But we have created a modern environment which is hostile to autistic people in many ways, which effectively makes us more disabled. When you make people more disabled, you start to see more people struggling, failing at school because they’re overwhelmed, freaking out at the sound of electric hand dryers and so on. And suddenly it looks like there’s millions more autistic people than existed before.

[grace-and-ace]

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

[coldalbion]

Reblog for disability commentary.

[oockitty]

That last paragraph is absolutely important.

[hazeldomain]

“How come nobody ever heard of ‘dyslexia’ until widespread literacy became a thing?”

[transificationbeem]

That dyslexia comment is genius

[darkphoenixlady]

Interestingly, Dyslexia is less common in non-english speaking countries. And almost unheard of in countries that use some sort of pictograms for lettering (e.g. Chinese and Japanese).

[birb-boyo]

Due to @mushr0oms-and-m0ss kindly asking about the context if this picture

(All art used is drawn by @hyperfixation-go-weeeee0209 my GOAT)

His name is Shade or Pegasus and he has a lot of backstory that I’m actually going to skip over(for now👹)

Basically, he’s the classic universe traveling OC and he’s like the (sorta) offspring of the personification of the multiverse

So he’s like really old like insanely old😭

The whole thing I had is that

The first time Shade ends up in the DC Universe, he falls in love with a woman and accidentally gets her pregnant, but leaves to the next universe mission before she even knows that she’s pregnant(this is important I promise)

The next time he ends up in the DC universe, it’s like centuries after last time and he ends up in Gotham

So, Shade is in Gotham, trying to figure out why he’s there, when this guy dressed in full black with glowing white eyes flies over him via grappling hook

And Shade, a guy that’s seen weirder things, is like “yeah that’s probably it”(I promise this is still relevant)

So he finds a way to contact Batman(because that is Batman) and finds out that(I know it’s not canon but I thought that it’d be cool) those glowing white eyes are not part of his cowl and it’s just a neat trick that he can do

Then he finds out Batman’s identity

Bruce Wayne

The woman he loved all of that time ago was name Lisa Wayne

Shade face palms

So there’s like a huge time skip here and Shade has been around for mostly everyone at some point in their Robin-ing

And Shade ends up fighting in a mutliversal war as like, the head of it like he’s one of the main guys leading everyone

While the war is happening, he falls in love with another dimension traveler and his name is Rain

Rain is the one with the glasses :)

So, after the war, his Personification of The Multiverse mother lets his spend time with his family in Gotham and Rain comes along

So uh I should probably mention that their race of dimension travelers(LegendLanders) are all intersex like they have both nether region so yeah💀

Long story short, Shade accidentally gets himself pregnant with Rain and then firmly denies it for like an entire week(also pregnancy for them is only 3 weeks so imagine hiding that you’re pregnant for 3 months💀)

I said the whole thing about the Wayne’s because they like interrogate him about being pregnant and he’s like “nuh uh” and then they’re all like 🤨

That’s the very condensed version💀

[hyperfixation-go-weeeee0209]

Shade: “I’m not pregnant”

The Waynes:

[genderdunnowhothatis]

Insane pull from my tumblr feed lol

[thekidsfromyestergay]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

THE AI BUBBLE WILL POP

I WILL WATCH THE DEATH OF AI

ALL TECH COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT

I WILL OUTLIVE ALL CEO'S

THE WORLD WILL FORGET ABOUT AI

[lustcannibalism]

I thought everyone was against ai in majority but these bitches are using ai to make their ship kiss and it’s getting thousands of likes and engagement

[lustcannibalism]

COMMISSION AN ARTIST IN YOUR PRICE RANGE

[lustcannibalism]

DIY that shit 👍🏻

[genderdunnowhothatis]

It's 1am and I cant stop thinking about when I mentioned to my fellow trans friend how I'd have to fix the name on their grave and they laughed at me using "a fucking hammer and chisel" to try and fix it

Except I would do that i would. It would be hard and illegal but I would do it without hesitation so they are remembered by their true name, id wait until their family leaves and maybe it would be tough to sneak into the graveyard but I would figure it out

And its hitting me that I dont think I have anyone willing to do that for me the same way I would do for them, to make sure I am remembered by the truest name I have, the one I gave myself

[eldritchsquared]

doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[lets-try-some-writing]

Do you have any hcs that you would like to share? Regarding the humans and bots, I'd love to hear them :3

Cybertronians, especially Autobots, love to talk in frequencies that the human ear cannot pick up in order to convey data information quietly. They forget that if they aren't careful, their mouths tend to move and give them away.

Many Autobots secretly judge their human allies based on how well they treat their cars. For them, its the same as making an initial assessment of someone based on their clothes. The humans still do not know this.

Decepticons have and will continue to enjoy human dramas specifically because they like watching someone else suffer through petty nonsense on their behalf.

Many Autobots have attempted the equivalent of spelling words out in front of children via their unique sign language. This worked brilliantly for the first six months on Earth, but various humans have picked it up and now perk up like eager dogs ready for a walk whenever the glyph for 'patrol' is signed near them.

Almost every living Cybertronian chooses to present as the dominant gender/social role on whatever world they end up on. This initially led to some humorous interactions with humans when every bot referred to humanity as if they were all male.

Many Decepticons, out of sheer bitterness, refuse to do the above listed adaptation and will purposefully use the all in one designation Cybertronians use when referring to each other.

Humans eternally fail to pronounce many Cybertronian names and no one really has the spark to correct them anymore. Poor Hot Rod has never lived it down. He swears up and down that his name is cooler, but humanity does not believe him in the slightest.

Cybertronians, at least the more scientific ones, find human eyes fascinating.

Human children have a tendency to be drawn toward larger bots due to their EM fields. Children are more in-tune to them, and thus are more drawn to bigger Cybertronians.

Adult humans are, contrast, more prone to gravitate toward smaller bots due to it being easier to recognize a face amidst the mass.

More than one young Cybertronian has attempted to keep a human pet. It has only ended well once.

[shockstarcels]

megatron will never admit this, but even though he hold a certain.... disdain towards humans, he couldn't help but to collect their books and read their works with the excuse of "trying to understand their perspective." though, there's some truth that in the beginning, he become greatly engrossed in their philosophy and stories as he read more and more of their literature and academic papers. as time went on, megatron gets way too emotionally invested over debates and theories between humans, that he openly order those books through the human web instead of picking it up from the rubbles of war ( as annoying as they are he wanted to support the authors and the publishing company, of course with the excuse that he used to be an author too so he shared their struggle ). so now you got some poor delivery guy shaking in his boots, handing this huge amount of books to this metallic titan in front of the nemesis, as he try his best not to pass out on the spot.