phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):
physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki
untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles
chief Justice Jared Padalecki
Orpheus’ gay cajun vampire side piece
wax your chest father of two, it’s fanservice time
Stanford, law school even
jackles’ sexy sexy silence
pack it up George W. Butch
(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence
Heller [insert politician]
pspspsps I promise I won’t psychoanalyze you
whore boots/Dean’s “fuck me” pumps
comrade [insert cast member]
president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening
did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?
too much enrichment in the enclosure
clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we’re really in it now
THEE [insert biblical figure]
they didn’t even cast ABEL!
WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.
God Jensen, Dean’s never gonna fuck you
nephew what’s all this then
[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural
[insert crossover media]natural
I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom
jackles release the tapes
jackles I am no longer asking
the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th
superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I’m including it)
chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)
(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)
baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)
someone please microwave me
Jensen “Dean kinnie” Ackles
wrist not limp enough. boil it.
canonically dead Kansas the band
Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki
widower arc and divorce arc
allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE
easily the most show/THEE show of all time
unparalleled media experience
If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.
(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)
