11/5/2020. 10/13/2025.

never kill yourself

[jurisffiction]

I promise that you’ll never find another like me.

just uh. trying to convey an experience

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[joeyclaire]

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I'm thinking of having an abortion but first I want to go to one of those weird Christian places where they give you an ultrasound and call you mommy because it won't change my mind and I don't give a fuck but it would waste their time and money

sshdhdgxxbdvx?

[humiliationvictim]

ok were doing a new challenge where no one makes fun of me

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[wulfhalls]

TEN GOALS

[magicath-420]

Did you grow out of the thing you swore you would never grow out of?

Yes

No

Nuance

Voting ended on16h

[thememedaddy]

[magicath-420]

Did you grow out of the thing you swore you would never grow out of?

Yes

No

Nuance

Voting ended on16h

[transfemininomenon]

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

[transfemininomenon]