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todays bird

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

#extradirty
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
$LAYYYTER
EXPECTATIONS

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
KIROKAZE

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art blog(derogatory)

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
macklin celebrini has autism

pixel skylines
Three Goblin Art
hello vonnie
Stranger Things

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
@brainsforbabyjesus
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.
I love shit like this.
I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.
reblog to Italian season your pussy
the white hand of Saruman except stamped on both my ass cheeks
im not sorry
Ok I did not see that addition. This is too good 😂
Oh, so this is the Saruman ass cheek post.
i hate you all for reviving this curse
I’m glad to see that some of you hate this curse I created as much as I do…
On the other hand. I am ashamed of the rest of you.
“Things are now in motion that cannot be undone”
@bird-with-glasses NO!!!
If I see this post ONE MORE TIME I swear to the Gods I’ll wash my eyes with bleach.
as the op of this wretched post, I get terrible terrible asks relating to it.
and, at this time, I have one question for you: what the actual fuck?!
and, at this time, I
have one question for you: what
the actual fuck?!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
When the bot’s had enough.
Reblogging to torment op just a little more
you are all menaces
christ— @rebecca-lotto
y’all really have it out for me fr.
next thing I know this wretched post will end up on one of the damn tumblr world heritage blogs fuck me
fuck you all
@worldheritagepostorganization
First, I would like to congratulate and thank @tumblr for their decision to roll back the most recent @changes in light of the backlash. This was clearly a massive change that had been in the works for some time, and was/is part of a much larger plan to attempt to modernize the site and make it more accessible to users from other platforms, and, I think this is very important, keep it financially stable.
We had it confirmed last year that Tumblr is in sustainment mode. That means, in tech world terms, that they aren't trying to grow massively or make fancy new updates or features for the hell of it. They're trying to make enough money to justify keeping the lights on so the entire service isn't shut down like Vine.
In the last month this site has been flooded with love, adoration, and support for the AO3 volunteers working around the clock to keep that site stable and functioning during outages and major updates, fending off bots, updating crucial infrastructure, adding minor new feature changes, search improvements, all of the things that Tumblr has been doing too, with what we hear now is only half a dozen or so paid employees.
But AO3 hosts text pages only. HD gifsets, a dozen sideblogs, uploading videos directly to your blog even if it takes forever to process? Those server costs have to be insane. And with AI those costs are skyrocketing and only about to get worse.
I have seen a dozen posts float around yelling that if you pay for Tumblr you're a sucker. Very rarely have I seen an equivalent for those posts like the ones that defend AO3 donation campaigns. So here goes mine.
I like paying for Tumblr premium.
The main reason is that I don't have to see ads, and I do everything I can in my life to avoid seeing ads. The second reason is I want this site to not crumble into the aether with no warning.
I rarely ever use the monthly free Blaze feature, but I really appreciate that I can when I need to, on my own posts across any sideblog, or someone else's post I want to highlight.
I definitely use this hellsite enough to want to support it for $0.19 a day.
I know people are upset that the cost raised, and that not everyone can afford the annual discount, but $70 instead of $7 a month is a whole two months off, which isn't just a good deal, but also say to me that Tumblr is prioritizing longer term funds over month-to-month.
The fact the cost raised means that the program was moderately successful, but that they are still struggling to keep the lights on.
My suggestion to Staff is to read your loyal, vocal, and dedicated audience. If you are in maintenance mode, we understand, and we will support you.
To @tumblr Management, as a simple and cheap monetization model based on other sites, I would sincerely suggest there is proof Tumblr users would respond well to a transparency campaign modeled after non-profit entities like AO3 & Wikipedia, with rough estimates of server costs and staff salaries, and an ability to pay/donate more flexibly than a monthly subscription.
Note: There are all kinds of ways to set something like this up, maybe rewards like a system for prioritization on bug fixes and new feature implementation like free users having five votes, premium users ten, and either having the ability to buy more, all filling the collective annual/quarterly budget. While Tumblr is not a non-profit, a sustainment SaaS could work well in the Kickstarter stretch-goal model right now.
So because we're going to be cranky in the coming days, because there's not great communication on what the long term roadmap is yet, and we're all stressed and anxious about one safe-ish spot we have in the world getting threatened, because this shit happens when there's only half a dozen people left to run a site that's fifteen years of chaos on every level and we forget while we're in our little bubbles, let me say it now:
We know we're not always the easiest cats to herd, and working here is somewhat of a thankless job these days. So Thank You @staff, for all you do, and thank you for keeping the lights on.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.
This is such a wild story like holy shit dude
“let it be known that homosexuals are not cowards” 🤝 “a faggot is doing this to them”
Holy fuck I just read this whole damn article and it is G R I P P I N G. I strongly recommend giving it a read if you get a chance
Quick gotta reblog something so my mutuals don't see me reblogging explicit fics
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P
Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
There's this one super hot shift supervisor at my local blood bank. I literally come in to donate like clockwork just to see him.
my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play
Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹
While this seems cute I'm pretty sure it's stressful to the hamster
Does anyone know more about this?
The hamster does not watch movies, and therefore is unaware that the cardboard and plastic props in his obstacle course are references to well-known cinematic deathtraps.
He doesn’t seem stressed to me. He’s being pretty exploratory (sniffing around and whatnot), not beelining to the nearest safe space, and he’s even sitting still long enough to ride moving things. This is honestly incredible enrichment.
It just keeps going oml, that's one elaborate and long escape <3
(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
Viking!Klaus
I get a lot of Viking!Klaus requests and I’m working on one right now as I write this however I want to put a call out there.
If anyone has any specific requests for this Klaus please DM me and ask-as opposed to just wanting more Viking Klaus content in general.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
the way he loves you | k.m
⎯⎯ You feel the danger in him, yes—but it’s yours now. Like a wolf who’s chosen to circle only you.
warnings: blood, violence, Klaus being in love.
It isn’t his smile that makes you feel safe.
It’s not even his hands, though they could shatter a throat or cradle your face with the same ease.
No, it’s the stillness.
The calm in him that shouldn’t exist. The quiet between heartbeats when he looks at you like nothing else is real. Not the world. Not the war he’s always carrying in his bones. Just you.
That calm is terrifying—and you love it.
You love that he doesn’t need to raise his voice. He simply is. And the world obeys.
You love that he never asks you to be gentler. Never flinches when your voice is sharp, or your eyes are tired, or your silence is louder than your presence. He just watches you, with that steady patience carved out of centuries. Like he understands that softness is not always kindness. That love does not always bloom in the light.
He has killed for less than the things you’ve cried about. And yet, when you crumble in front of him, he does not vanish. He stays. Not with apologies or platitudes—but with quiet, devastating loyalty.
People call him evil.
You know better.
There is something holy in the way he chooses you. Something old and blood-bound and quiet, like a vow written in a language no one speaks anymore.
You should fear him.
But you only ever feared being unseen.
And Klaus Mikaelson—he sees everything.
༊*·˚
You’ve seen it before—what he is, what he does.
A man crying in an alley, coughing blood into his hands. A body dropped in a garden like an offering no one asked for. The red still warm.
And Klaus didn’t flinch.
He wiped his knuckles on a handkerchief like someone raised to value silk over sin. Not ashamed. Not even angry.
Just—done.
The thing is, he never hides it from you. Never dims the horror, never cloaks the violence. There is no mask, no performance.
He lets you see the truth of him, raw and ruinous.
And you stay.
That’s what unsettles everyone else—not what he is, but that you’re not afraid.
Because when he walks into a room, the air tightens, the light bends. People go quiet. The world shifts.
But when he looks at you?
You don’t feel small. You feel invincible.
Like nothing could ever touch you as long as he stands at your side. Like the sharpest thing in the room would be the way he touches your wrist when no one’s looking.
You feel the danger in him, yes—but it’s yours now. Like a wolf who’s chosen to circle only you.
And sometimes, in the quiet, you wonder: What does it say about you, that you find comfort in his darkness?
That you sleep best when his hand is on your waist, warm and heavy, like a promise to destroy anyone who dares wake you.
That he whispers “Mine” not as a warning, but as a lullaby.
༊*·˚
They call him a monster.
Not with that word, necessarily—no, people are more careful than that. More cowardly. They say he’s dangerous, he’s not right, he’s not human. They say you should leave before you disappear too.
Your friends no longer visit. They lower their voices when his name slips out, like it might summon him from the shadows. As if he isn’t already behind you, always, waiting like a storm that only knows how to protect what it loves.
They don’t understand. They never did.
Because what they see is teeth and blood, violence wrapped in velvet. They see a man who could end the world with a word.
But they don’t see how he quiets for you.
How he softens when his thumb brushes beneath your eye in the mornings. How he kneels between your knees with reverence, like the wildest thing in him would bow just to hear your voice.
How he says “tell me where it hurts” and means it.
They never noticed that when the room cracks open with fear, you always walk toward him, not away. That his shadow doesn’t frighten you—it shields you.
They never see how his eyes change when you're near. How the ancient, endless rage in him hushes.
How he breathes easier when you're close.
Let them call him what they want. Let them flinch, let them run. Let them build walls and pray behind them.
You’ve seen what’s on the other side of those prayers—emptiness. Cold hands and colder beds.
But here?
Here, in the arms of something the world fears?
You’ve never felt safer.
You’ve never felt more like yourself.
༊*·˚
You’ve never admitted it aloud. But you love the power he has.
Not because it makes him feared. But because it means he’ll never kneel to anyone but you.
You’ve watched him bend men in half with nothing more than a look. You’ve seen entire rooms fall silent when he walks in. His presence pulls at the walls, ancient and immense. His rage could level cities. His wrath rewrites the air.
And still—still—he touches you like you’re a relic from a gentler god.
There’s a kind of holiness in the way he undoes you. In the way he tears the world apart and then wraps what’s left around you like a cloak.
You are not naïve. You know what he’s done. You know what he is. But you’ve never once feared his hands. Not even when they’re bloodstained.
Because you know where that blood comes from. It’s never yours.
You love the violence of his love. Not because it’s cruel, but because it’s true. He would tear down heaven if you asked him to. He would burn the stars if one of them hurt you.
And sometimes, when you close your eyes in the hush between his heartbeat and yours, you realize:
You don’t just feel safe with him.
You feel invincible.
You, who once flinched at raised voices. You, who once apologized for taking up space. You, who once made yourself small enough to be overlooked.
You walk taller now.
The world opens for you when he’s near—not out of fear, but recognition. As if the universe itself knows: this one is loved by something unstoppable.
And maybe, just maybe, that makes you a little monstrous too.
But if that’s the price of being his?
You’ll pay it in full.
With teeth. With fire. With your whole damned soul.
༊*·˚
You’ve never trusted the light. It lies too easily.
It flatters what should be feared, softens what should burn. It drapes horrors in white silk and calls them holy. It hides things—shame, violence, the jagged shapes of grief—and tells you they were never there to begin with.
But Klaus— Klaus is all night and no apology.
He walks like a ruin and speaks like scripture. His love is carved from bone and sealed with blood. It’s not wrapped in velvet or doused in sugar. It’s raw. Terrible. True.
There is no pretending in his world. No softness that hasn’t been clawed from the wreckage.
And somehow, that makes it easier to breathe.
Because you’ve known liars with kind eyes. You’ve kissed mouths that said forever and meant until it’s inconvenient. But Klaus has never hidden what he is.
A wolf. A storm. A god, maybe.
But never a lie.
He tells you the truth even when it hurts. Especially then.
You remember the first time he killed for you.
It was sudden. Bloody. Brief.
You hadn’t even screamed. Just stood there, heartbeat ringing in your ears, as a man who meant you harm crumpled to the floor like paper set aflame.
And Klaus had turned to you, face unreadable, waiting for your fear. For your disgust. For your retreat.
But you hadn’t moved.
Because something cracked open in your chest—a silence long held. Not horror. Not revulsion.
Something else.
Recognition.
He didn’t try to explain. Didn’t beg forgiveness. He just looked at you like a creature braced for the blow.
But you didn’t look away.
Because in that moment, you understood something no one else ever had.
You weren’t horrified.
You were seen.
All of you. The quiet fury. The ruined softness. The ache that never found language.
He saw it. And answered with teeth.
And maybe that’s why you love him.
Not in spite of what he is.
But because of it.
Because for the first time in your life, someone didn’t ask you to be smaller.
He asked you to be honest.
And when you stood still in the ruin he made for you, he didn’t ask you why.
He just reached out, blood still warm on his hands, and said,
“You never have to be afraid again.”
And you believed him.
Because night may be long, but it never lies.
༊*·˚
You sleep best with him beside you.
That shouldn’t be true—but it is.
Even when his breath barely stirs. Even when the only sound from him is the faintest growl caught in his throat, animal and ancient, like his dreams speak in a language no one else survives.
Even when his arm around you is heavy—not with comfort, but with possession.
Even when the world fractures outside the window. When his enemies multiply like vultures circling a god too long unchallenged. When his name burns through cities like a curse.
Still, you sleep.
Because nothing— Not fire. Not death. Not centuries of wrath— Will ever reach you while you’re in his arms.
And if it dares?
It will bleed for trying.
You know this. The same way you know the shape of your own hands.
He would tear down kingdoms for your peace. He would salt the earth behind him if you so much as wept.
And that power—the vast, merciless gravity of it—it doesn’t scare you.
It anchors you.
You rest your hand against his chest now, feel the unnatural steadiness beneath your palm. There is no heartbeat. Just the echo of something older, deeper. Something that moves for you and only you.
And all you can think, with a calm that frightens no part of you, is this:
Let the world fear him. Let them whisper and flinch and curse his name.
I belong to him.
And maybe that should terrify you.
But it doesn’t.
It feels like the only place that’s ever been safe.
why can't men be more like him???? Oh to be loved by someone as immortal and dangerous as him...🤍
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May this type of love find me
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.
Tom Sturridge should play the Milkman in a That's Not My Neighbor horror movie...am I wrong? He's perfect, same jaw, same nose, etc etc