the italian word for bassoon

and i think i’m kinda gay. 32 he/him slightly nasty with it on georgecoztransza

[69theweednumber]

knuckle tats that say WEAR WIGS

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[cannibalchicken]

[sr-roto]

[tyger-land]

𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘆 1976; Robert Mapplethorpe.

[necromancelena]

Now that im so far into my transition one of my favourite things to do is to roleplay being the protagonist of a genderbend manga. like I'll pretend I didn't do all that and it's all coming as a big shock to me and i'll act out the awkward dialogue and even throw in an "I have to find a way to swap back!" or two

[necromancelena]

^like this

[achillesinhighheels]

Doechii for LEVI’S.

[lizardsfromspace]

Russell T Davies having the Doctor regenerate into Billie Piper hoping this would resurrect interest in the show, only for the twist to be mocked to hell and back by everyone & make both fans and the general public turn on it even harder

[lizardsfromspace]

Well you see, Jodie Whittaker regenerated into a new Doctor who happened to look like David Tennant who then split by mitosis into himself and Ncuti Gatwa. Gatwa then left the show and the original plan was to leave his regeneration open ended but instead they rewrote it last minute, reshooting half the finale in order to facilitate his regeneration into Billie Piper, who was intended to be another temp Doctor for a special or two, which RTD committed to despite the likelihood another writer would have to reckon with that. To do this they not only cut out the original story arc, but scenes featuring Carole Ann Ford as Susan, which given she is 85 & the show is now on hiatus means her reappearance will likely go unresolved forever. This masterful RTD gambit secured Doctor Who a long term hiatus and his termination

[girlwiththeflashingeyes]

really obsessed with this comment under a simon and garfunkel edit. who up revelling in melancholia and hints of the homo erotic

[3000s]

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

tfw you sit someone down to show them a youtube video but its much longer and way less funny than u remember it being