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pupy :) | they/them | death coming quickly, ain't no time to dilly dally!

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to yap or not to yap, that is the question

[awildcardisactive]

transgender max blunder call that. transmaxculine.

[probuccalfat]

there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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wow.... what a wonderful way for them to end the session..... theyre getting ready for bed, mister wizard is either pulling ted todd out of his ass or we're gonna meet someone very interesting next session, they presumably have enough gold to buy a carriage... how wonderful!

checks the timestamp of the vod what do u mean theres thirty minutes left

EDIT: GODDAMNIT MAX BLUNDER U MAKE ONE DEAL WITH THE GOD OF DECEPTION AND ALL OF A SUDDEN UR STEALING A WHOLE FUCKING CARRIAGE. STEPPING STONES ON UR PATH TO CONDUCT A HEIST ON THE PANTHEON I SUPPOSE

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ohhhh alwyn showed you some MOVES, did he bro...? and u need ACROBATICS for it... and youve been gone the whooooleee day doing this... I Know What You Are

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it laid an egg...... a green headed mallard duck laid an egg.... transmasc blaine the lucky

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please make the con save this time max. do not fumble after that blaine lore

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THE DUCK IS GONNA FIGHT??

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aaaaaand hes made a deal with the nefarious duck god! i dont know if this is concerning or exciting

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BLAINE???? THE DUCK IS BLIANE??????? WHATKGF

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"oh im glad to see thats worked. im not bross, no" i beg ur pardon

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DOUBLE CRITICAL FAIL ON THE FUCKING CON SAVING THROW. HOLY SHIT. THE DICE GODS REALLY WANTED MAX BLUNDER AS A STATUE HUH

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FOUR ON THE CON SAVING THROW. MAX BLUNDER DO U WANT TO DIE

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and then bross comes in with the magic egg. at least someone is taking care of this mess

EDIT: THE FUCKING DUCK CAN TALK NOW???? HOWD THAT HAPPEN

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DOUBLE CRITICAL FAIL ON THE FUCKING CON SAVING THROW. HOLY SHIT. THE DICE GODS REALLY WANTED MAX BLUNDER AS A STATUE HUH

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FOUR ON THE CON SAVING THROW. MAX BLUNDER DO U WANT TO DIE

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DOUBLE CRITICAL FAIL ON THE FUCKING CON SAVING THROW. HOLY SHIT. THE DICE GODS REALLY WANTED MAX BLUNDER AS A STATUE HUH

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oooo i actually know what a cockatrice is. OHHHHH THATS WHY EVERYONE KEPT DRAWING MAX BLUNDER AS A STATUE. tough luck buddy