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Happy Worm day!
15 years ago today, which is wild
Literally half my life ago!
worm day!
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!
excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism
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new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️
hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!
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hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!
hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee
HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️
I do also in general really like the way the Big Explosion That Kills The Science Crew turns out. like how it happened I mean. someone made a very simple error and delivered the wrong quantity, and you might think oh but why isn't the dangerous quantity flagged as dangerous so you're prompted to double check, why aren't those containers labelled or visually distinct to prevent this kind of thing and it's like well, because they've been rushing at top speed for the duration of this entire project and they haven't had time for the proper procedures or implementing safety protocols. sometimes when you don't have proper safety considerations, the bad things those considerations exist to prevent happen!
I just like that it's an extremely normal common stupid mistake with disproportionately disastrous results that might have been caught in different circumstances. it all just slots together very cleanly in a way I find satisfying
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
its was a mystery
i’ll find the post five years from now but technically by cheating see y’all in a bit
I really tried to tip the scales in your favor
my last blorbo was half a decade ago and she was a high school mean girl from a cartoon for 12 year olds, am I cool and respectable now that my most recent blorbo is a woman in her mid-40s
#is stratt even emotionally constipated? [thinks] yes of course she is#she does it knowingly and on purpose but the outcome is the same#tfw put your entire Self on a sacrificial altar for The Greater Good#toasts poasts
Stratt's emotionally constipated the way astronauts who need to avoid voiding their bowels for days are physically constipated.
top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules
i thought you died alone
a long long time ago
mold pisses me off so much
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.
Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.
But now I’m just like.
Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.
Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?
Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.
That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.
Life-changing.
so if i post a fic that consists of two 3k chapters and one 18k chapter will you guys kill me with hammers
honestly i might break up the Chonker specifically because my endnotes are straining the boundaries of the fucking ao3 chapter note character limit and it's important to me that you know about all the shit i researched and then did not include.
Remember, two cakes!
That is to say, I love chonkers because WORDS!!!
Although breaking up big chapters is entirely reasonable.
So, apparently some of you aren't aware???
Wildbow comics is fucking old, but i might as well start easy and tell you the lore of pre Apollyon Wars Taylor.
(Actual first appareance of Taylor Hebert and the homage i did for badly drawn worm)
Around the 60s Wildbow comics finally won a whole shitshow of a lawsuit against DC comics, that at the time was suing whatever superman shaped characters they could find, and Wildbow had several superman ripoffs, so, in the meantime they tried to create new more original characters, one of them was Aegis, the human shield.
He was hip teenager that had to deal with both teenager problems and superhero problems yadda yadda, and one of those troubles was falling in love with the creepy supervillain.
Taylor Hebert was created as both a supervillain and a love interest of Aegis, as well as a clear parody of spiderman, having a similar background as bullied teens that got bug powers, but while Peter got bitten by a radioactive spider, Taylor got cursed by the Skittering Scarab medallion (wich was a blue beetle rip off instead).
This silver age Taylor didn't go by skitter (and she wouldn't be called that until the Apollyon Wars reboot) but instead she was bug girl, and she had more vaguely insect powers (stenght, agility, endurance etc)
The thing that made her different from others was that she was a sympathetic villain that never went to far. She was esentially a teenager lashing out, just in the more augmented reality of comics. And that made it very interesting to flirt with redemption, but there was one thing that prevented that from happening...
(Screenshot of 'Unbeatable Aegis' episode 8 season 2 'The Undersiders Unite')
The undersiders, led by the mysterious Coil was a group of supervillains Aegis had previously beaten, now joined together to finish him, and commits many crimes along the way. They were also surprisingly great friends.
Don't get me wrong, they betrayed each other a lot, but they always ended up forgiving each other, because they were the only people that truly got what was to be a supervillain with a gimmich that everybody laughed at. Specially Bug Girl, who finally got friends that accepted her in this sort of toxic found family.
It was a clear contrast with Charlie's (yeah, he became Carlos after the first reboot) own lonelyness, he constantly ruined relationships to keep his secret and it really made tempting for him to just... change sides.
It was the easy road that Taylor took, and that he was still happy about. And thats honestly quite facinating, because it then makes you think. What would happen if you take that away?
(Aegis the human shield issue 123, the night tattletale died)
There is a reason the night tattletale died is considered one of the two things that ended the WB silver age (The other being Vikare's death), because the wiplash is fucking real.
You just had a whole arc of Aegis beating coil, about Sarah (i still find very funny how Worm made it her real name instead of the post apollyon one) trying to get out of the whole criminal lifestyle and wanting to run away with Taylor (With all the Sapphic vibes that had), so having Coil's fuckass son come back and fuck it all up is so heartbreaking man.
Because it was all so preventable. If Taylor had trusted Charlie to help her, if Leroy (Silver age Hellhound) hadn't accidentaly ratted out Tattletale, if Sarah hadn't decided to trust herself and not her powers as a show of trust... she would be alive.
Still salty they used it to springboard Taylor's and Charlie's relationship and rush her redemption arc. But beyond that, it's very fucking good. So sad this is the last good Bug girl story before Worm tho.
(The iconic Giant-Size Wards #1 with Chariot, Flechette, Weld, Aegis, Weaver and Tecton)
You know when a story is good but your fave gets dragged through the mud in it? Because like, the All New All Different Wards are great, when it came out it was a great step forward in representation and Tecton is just so fucking cool (The Irregular Cinematic Universe shouldn't have focused on him tho).
But Taylor doesn't do anything besides being Aegis' girlfriend in it? Like, you can't tell they didn't know what to do with her, hell Peter Ness didn't bother to make her gay (and he did make everyone he could very fucking gay).
You could make a good arc out of how she doesn't really fit in the group compared with the undersiders, but whem they meet it's like they don't know each other, it's so fucking infuriating.
Are you telling me there is no angst because she switched sides? Thats some bullshit. The only good thing that came out of Taylor has weaver was the name and the suit. Nothing more. Except one single story.
(The both famous and infamous conclusion to the Deluge event)
So, at one point they introduce the travellers as this foil villain group. And one of them, echidna, makes a clone of tattletale to fuck with Taylor. And holy shit, that was so good, you finally adresses the elephant in the room, i wonder what developement will it lead-
She fucking dies in the next arc. Because Aegis has to suffer. Leviathan fucking kills her with no fanfare. Yeah, that leviathan (not really, it was like a dude, more like the villain from the protectorate movies).
You know that she was one of the reason's Gail Simone made the women in refrigerators blog right? It was that bad. Jean grey, Gwen Stacy, Barbara Gordon, Kyle's girlfriend and Taylor Hebert.
And in less than a year, Charlie started dating Shadow stalker because he is a SLUT and i hate him. And the worst part was that Taylor was so unpopular that she didn't get love from the writer's like for example Barbara becoming oracle.
No, instead she got...
(Taylor Hebert comes back as Kephri, Wards #411)
Most people already know it, but this whole thing was just the result of one editor insisting really hard into making an event that nobody wanted to do that pretty much ruined the Wildbow comics lore.
So, the magical amulet? Actually an artifact created by the Skittering Entity or some shit. Because actually all capes get their powers from the entities, isn't that neat? Isn't that cool? Scion is now even specialler now.
And you know, even with that, even with fucking soace magic alien resurecting Taylor... it could have been good man. You could have Taylor changed by the experience, trying to come with terms with her own death and place in the world, confront Aegis for moving on so fast... but instead we got a Madellyn Pryor level character assasination.
The omnicidal jealous ex, thats the bedt they could come up with, holy shit.
This whole retcon fucked up the lore so bad they rebooted the whole universe to run away from it.
So you could say Taylor Heber is the indirect cause of Apollyon wars.
(Fellow Fridged woman Glory Girl in Apollyon Wars #6)
So, even with the end of the world editorial needs to give Taylor Hebert one last fuck you. Do you know the amount of hatedom born from Taylor killing Glory girl? Do you know how many people, to this day, still refuse to read worm because she killed their blorbo in 1988???
And you know why? To make Scion sad, to show he had humanity unlike Apollyon and the other entities. People fucking clapped when Scion killed Taylor, nobody gave a fuck, or stopped to say "damn, so sad Taylor got possesed after death".
FLECHETTE, FUCKING FLECHETTE SAID "Take that you worm!" When i red it i was so fucking angry man. That book was just hype moments and aura wirh a side of mysoginy.
But in a cosmic sense I find hilarious that Gold morning and Worm is just reverse Apollyon Wars. You can tell McCrae also fucking hated it.
So yeah, thats how the story of Pre-Apollyon wars Taylor ends, dying alone how she was scared to.
Please tell me if you want me to get into some other WB comics characters or if to make a summary of Post Apollyon Wars Taylor (and i sure do have opinions about her).
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I am really just coping and seething about my lack of soldering ability here, but it's infuriating that even devices people call "easily repairable" require you to solder, something 99% of people don't know how to do and which requires not just specialized equipment but also a fair bit of practice. I have repaired a few oldschool devices from the era where you had to manually attach the bare wiring to a connector, and it was quite a bit easier to deal with than devices where replacing the battery requires soldering, which is to say all consumer electronics from the past 20 years.
> specialized equipment
sure, but i've spent more on fucking knitting needles than i have on my entire soldering station and it's not even close
> a fair bit of practice
a dyspraxic seven-year-old can do it. do you have better hand-eye coordination than a dyspraxic seven-year-old?
> replacing the battery requires soldering
i'm struggling to think of a single electronic device currently in my house where 1) replacing the battery requires soldering and 2) soldering is the hardest part of replacing the battery. it's all either laptops and larger items with battery connectors, or phones and wireless earbuds and bluetooth speakers and shit where the battery is really solidly In There and either requires gingerly prying out 18 other components to get at, or is just straight up potted in gunk and can't be removed without destroying the whole device.
the other problem with connectors in full generality is that their favorite thing to do is Wiggle Loose. i feel like people don't appreciate this enough. the more connectors are in your nice repairable device, the more times you ARE going to have to take the lid off to re-seat one of them. (then again, i guess most people's electronics are more sessile than the kind i primarily work on...)
I don't really have a reference point for what knitting equipment costs, but allowing that every hobby has a range of quality and prices, soldering seems like a case where it's dicey to have bad equipment when learning the ropes, given that the downsides includes destroying the thing you're trying to solder. It isn't a forgiving thing to do badly!When I originally researched it, the impression I got was that if you had zero experience and were practicing entirely at home, it was unwise to to try to learn with cheap tools, and the expensive ones might cost more than the things I want to solder. If that impression is wrong, it's a reflection of the inaccessibility of the hobby to newcomers!
That said, okay, hobbies are just kind of like that. Knitting is a good analogy in the sense that there's, like, a tacit social contract that it's is either a hobby or a job, and you will never find yourself in a situation where you need to knit unexpectedly -- contrast with sewing which everyone needs a little of from time to time, but it's low-stakes if you screw up and you can muddle through the urgent parts with a garbage sewing kit you bought in a convenience store. I'd be even unhappier if people changed how they designed appliances such that routine maintenance required me to knit!
a dyspraxic seven-year-old can do it. do you have better hand-eye coordination than a dyspraxic seven-year-old?
I mean I have no doubt that I can do it (though I will not presume to judge what percentile of seven-year-olds I beat), but I doubt I could do it well on a blind first try. Again in the relatively short bit of research I did, I found plenty of failure stories from adults, some of which were expensive! It sounded though like the complexity was less in putting things in the right place and more in the mechanics and chemistry of the process and the behaviour of the ingredients.
None of this is really that bad in an objective sense -- I've done lots of things more difficult and expensive -- but it's that tacit social contract thing. Society tricked me into thinking I would't need to solder unless I wanted to go into EE, then changed the rules! If I learn to solder under these conditions, I'm letting the terrorists win.
I do suspect we might just have different feelings about what counts as a bigger hassle, though. In my mind, there's a huge gulf between reversible mechanical operations and destructive or chemical ones -- as long as it's there's not much risk of screwing it up, it bothers me much less to spend half an hour disassembling something than it does to reapply adhesive, which means that replacing a laptop's actual battery feels mild, but replacing the CMOS battery feels like a big deal. Soldering is on a whole other level from all that, though I will concede that something like earbuds with tiny embedded batteries fully cocooned in glue are probably even worse. I have many devices where the battery requires soldering and that's the only part that isn't trivial, though, and I've rarely had issues with connectors (though some of the very tightly-fitting ones can be scary to change). These tend to be somewhat old devices (since they're now unusable due to battery death), but the devices even older than that are often better off, because they came from an era where "obviously customers need to be able to change the battery" was still the prevailing norm!
"seems like"
"impression I got"
"first try"
Bruv, why y'all out here wringing hands & writing essays about something that appears to be entirely hypothetical to you?
This soldering iron is $10 and is on Tom's Hardware's list of top soldering irons.
This beginner soldering project is $13.
I guarantee you that actually trying and practicing is going to be a million times more productive (and fun) than writing OpEds about the philosophical implications soldering could hypothetically have on Right to Repair.
Let us know how it goes <3
You need to think carefully about what kind of behaviour you are encouraging when you beat on people for polite verbal hedging. Since I can see you don't like it, though, let me be direct and impolite: all it takes to answer your questions is to read and understand what I wrote, and if you are reading enough to get offended but not enough to get the gist, then you could improve your experience by correcting in almost any direction.
You seem to be under the misconception that you're agreeing with gender-trash, but as a more attentive reading will reveal to you, they rejected the claim that soldering needed to be approached as a learning activity involving appreciable practice, whereas you're taking that for granted and simply insisting that people should pursue that opportunity eagerly, driven by the love of soldering rather than the immediate need to solder something. Imagine talking about plumbing this way!
It would of course be absurd if your recommendations moved the needle, since I formed the opinions I have now by reading more serious advice from more trustworthy people. All you're bringing to the table is a manifest indifference to the thing you're putatively giving advice about!
So let's talk about plumbing this way!
Generally, if you want to learn about plumbing you probably want to start with projects that don't cost too much if you fuck up. Say, practice by removing the p-trap under your sink and putting it back on rather than cutting into your 50 year old brazed copper plumbing. Now, unscrewing the flange things is something that I, who have been screwing and unscrewing things since I was two, think is easy. If this is the first time you've ever unscrewed anything, though, it helps to learn basics like "righty tighty, lefty loosey", practice rotating things, and so on. Two-year-old me put a lot of hours of practice into screwing and unscrewing things! I'm willing to bet that 7-year-old gender-trash put in a fair bit of practice into soldering too.
If the project that made you want to solder is, say, a burnt-out through-hole capacitor on an old radio then you can just dive in. You'd need to know things like "This end of the soldering iron gets hot", "Solder melts when you get it hot", "Wet solder can be wicked up by this braided bit of copper", and so on. If you do fuck up and get solder where you don't want it, then wick it up! It won't look pretty, but a beginner's work rarely does.
Depending on the project that motivates you to solder, you may need more than just jumping right in. If you've got some electronics with significant sentimental value which need soldering, then maybe you should practice on something else! If you need to work on surface mount parts, you probably want a microscope and tweezers. If you've never held a part, some solder, and a soldering iron at once, then practice with the iron off for a minute first!
Given that you haven't actually stated what things you want to solder in particular, I can't really give you more specific advice.
orpheus and eurydice really does go so hard. like yeah what if checking to see if your lover was still with you really was exactly the thing which drove them away...
had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(
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happy birthday.
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