Kremlin death sound.ogg

what was that sound? who's there?

[fagpepper]

obsessed with those fucking alien cat memes can someone send me pictures of those cats photoshopped to look like little fucked up green aliens. like this one.

[yurimartyr]

hope this is enough

[physicsgoblin]

@whereblackstarshang

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Do you think the phrase "getting railed" is the train equivalent of "joining the mile high club" as it is for airplanes?

[beardedmrbean]

What say you

yes I do

no I don't

what a strange question to ask

Voting ended onMay 6

[m00nxtal]

I do now

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Yeah

[beardedmrbean]

not where I expected this to go

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[beardedmrbean]

I snorted semi loudly at this

[generaldegroot]

domain expansion: left-leaning white male commentary essay video

[threedollarsdotcom]

alright who let the white boy out of his crypt

[generaldegroot]

[beardedmrbean]

[generaldegroot]

[generaldegroot]

my dashboard has very quickly turned into a trashboard

i’d like to thank everyone who made this possible

[viviplex]

[twitterlols]

[generaldegroot]

tumblr ads are getting really weird these days

[generaldegroot]

bodyslam me into my fucking grave

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

the hunt for red october except there’s a clown on the submarine and nobody ever acknowledges it

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[generaldegroot]

payday_2_stealth.jpg

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[ivyxaur]

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

[judiastick-deactivated20150615]

not funny tho….

[ivyxaur]

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

[xerlusarchive2016]

we need a dramatic reading of this

[generaldegroot]

got ya fam

https://soundcloud.com/duh-groot/got-ya-fam

[pucks-and-fucks-deactivated2017]

“White people can’t dance” you forgot about us Russians.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Holy fuck

[generaldegroot]

my gravestone will be a statue of a skeleton that’s on fire playing a sick guitar solo and it will make the entire graveyard look like shit in comparison

[generaldegroot]

ok so i was browsing through barbershop quartets for some reason or another and I discovered a quartet called Main Street and

they

make

the

greatest

faces

ever

like I see some serious draw the squad material here

and here’s another because why not

bonus 

[pucks-and-fucks-deactivated2017]