Hag-afying as we speak

Furry trash, Cringe weeb, Slasher simp, Pro-life, Christian, Conservative/Libertarian. Cats, Kawaii, Sailormoon, Snakes, My little pony, Mst3k, 80's, 90's, Unicorns, Cryptids, Crystals, Halloween, Horror

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[cheshireinthemiddle]

The food you hate most extends your life by half a day for every full serving you eat. What is your fated food? I'll go first:

I've never tried them, but I imagine I couldnt get past the smell nor the origin.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

There was one movie where Anne Hathaway played an office lady with a phone sex side hustle. In Anne's research with actual phone sex people and dommes, she discovered some guy needed to roll a boiled egg across the floor with his nose.

And, just like this post, I went "how would you even arrive at that point?"

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

!!!

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

This is definately one of the most videos of all time

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[autumnal-thunder]

"go off bestie" immediately backpedals on his threat because he's a mayor, not a secretary of state, who has no authority to arrest anybody - let alone be the sole arbiter of who is welcome in a city.

[homochadensistm]

I have seen many ancient dead people in my life but this one is A. the largest fucking 12yo I've ever seen, and B. The toothiest one hsgvfjsjbs how r u 12 and u still didn't lose half ur baby teeth??? Embarassing

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Doesn't look like it worked out for him.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

So...youre turning down half of your potential clients if they dont vote the same as you?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Bold strategy, cotton...

[lovelyardie]

It really pays off to not marry a pussy

[libertbill]

Context: i took care of the kids so she could sleep late.

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[beardedmrbean]

munchie noises

[watdefuks]

Deer calls 🤔

[texas55]

I wanna go hunting with this guy. We'd never see a deer cause we'd be laughing too loud.

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

Nothing you're luck you get more then you had tags for, because "what those things laughing at"

[texas55]

Hahaha. That'd be the shits wouldn't it.

[american-boyboss]

[riflebrass]

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

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[soulren]

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

[eategg24]

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

[culturevulturette]

[beardedmrbean]

[mornington-the-crescent]