What am I even doing?

I made a blog and don't do shit with it.

[awfulmidis]

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Toto’s Africa but with the Donkey Kong Country Soundfont.mid

[mlmkatsuki]

@saisai-chan

someone add an all might .gif

[generalhammond]

I haven’t posted in over a year but this is necessary

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[generalhammond]

I could probably hold my shit until the day I die.

Austin

[generalhammond]

Fish are just animal gardening

Northernlion

[generalhammond]

saturday night alright for fighting Elton John

Just your daily reminder to get in a fist fight in honor of the ’70s.

[cupcaike-is-a-whore-doxxedbitch]

Wanna hear something sad?

Overseas cable is playing the Superbowl tomorrow.

Sad #1: it’s at 7 am. I have to pre-game at fucking midnight.

Sad #2: NO SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS! They play military propaganda commercials mother of fucking fuck.

Sad #3: just confirmed no halftime show.

Sad #4: no puppy bowl. Many cry.

Sad #5: the steelers aren’t playing and I could give a shit less about the stupid game.

[generalhammond]

Not the superbowl, but my team plays at fucking 4am for me tomorrow. I hate everything and am staying up until then.

[modest-sylveon-deactivated20160]

The Interview was an awful, terrible movie. The second half did not at all make up for the first.

[cupcaike-is-a-whore-doxxedbitch]

For idiots on tumblr who don’t understand tags, I track mine. So when asswipes like acnlconfessions post anything and then tags my URL, I am not stalking her shit blog, I’m tracking my own name.

You’re stupid. The only time I know what’s going on in that sjw garbage heap is when someone sends me something or when she tags my URL.

The more you know…

[generalhammond]

Why do you get all the assholes attacking you? I want some damn it!

[atheismwethinkmore]

This might get some hateful rebloggs but I do not care.

[rightwingtoday]

#JeSuisCharlie

[majerinvahorgin]

Where

WHERE

in the Qur’an does it say to kill blasphemers?

[classicalliberalleague]

18: [Moses companion kills a young man for no reason] ‘As for the youth, his parents both are true believers, and we feared lest he should plague them with wickedness and unbelief. It was our wish that their Lord shoult grant them with another in his place, a son more righteous and more filial.

9:123: Believers, make war on the infidels who dwell around you. Deal firmly with them. Know that God is with the righteous.

9:73 Prophet, make war on the ubelievers and the hypocrites and deal rigourously with them.

Muslim 1:33 The Messenger of Allah said: I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify that there is no god but Allah, that Muhammed is the messenger of Allah.

Bukhari 8:387 Allah’s Apostle said, "I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: ‘None has the right to be worshipped but Allah’. And if they say so, pray like our prayers, face our Qibla and slaughter as we slaughter, then their blood and property will be sacred to us. 

Infidels, Blasphemers, same difference. 

[ultramaga]

Also, looking at the map of those states where you can be executed or killed for saying “There is no God” - they are all muslim. At least 300 million people live under those laws; i’d need a spreadsheet for the exact number.

[oxymuncha-deactivated20150326]

Yeah but

"take not life, which God hath made sacred, except by way of justice and law: thus doth He command you, that ye may learn wisdom.”

-Al Quraan

"if any one slew a person - unless it be for murder or for spreading mischief in the land - it would be as if he slew the whole people: and if any one saved a life, it would be as if he saved the life of the whole people.”

-Al Quraan

Don’t hate on the whole religion just because some radical fucktards use it as an excuse to be radical fucktards.

[generalhammond]

The Qur'an like most (see all) religious texts has a lot of passages that can be interpreted differently. There's no one way to view them, and even if there was, assholes like this would still find ways to be assholes.

[tuesdaynovember]

I assume you think of yourself as an easy going person but deep inside you bitter and resentful to someone who screwed you in the past that you will never forgive. Every once in awhile the pain becomes to great to deal and you spend the day alone.

My grade 4 teacher refused to let me read Lord of the Rings for a book report. She said it was too advanced for me, and “proved” this by saying I could read it if I correctly defined a random word she chose when she opened the book. She chose “flotsam” which I knew the meaning of and defined correctly, but she still wouldn’t let me read it. She told me to bring it back to the library and pick another book.

On my way out of the classroom, I saw another boy in my grade reading The Fellowship of the Ring. 

I have never forgiven her.

[generalhammond]

I'll get the obsidian dagger, you get the trilogy, we'll fix this.

[gametee]

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[cupcaike-is-a-whore-doxxedbitch]

Ableist- because I said people with actual issues go to a therapist and not tumblr. *hint* If you’re using tumblr for therapy on serious issues, you really need to stop. Get professional help. I say this with a legitimate worry for your health and well-being. I care. Anti-SJ- because tumblr is a cesspool of racist, anti-men, violent, feminazis who scream “STARE RAPE” and treat everyone not affiliated with their cult like toilet seats. Social justice on this website is a joke. Go out and actually do something. Volunteer, clean up trash in the park, give out toys to orphans, serve food to sick and homeless people <— all things I’ve done this year, but I’m sure all your slacktivist reblogging has done so much. [/s] Anti-otherkin- because people who literally believe they’re planets, food, gods, FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTERS, and rabbits are faking it. If you think I’m the mean one for not believing in that, you’re an idiot. An actual, real-life idiot. And I’m Santa Claus. Ho ho ho, bitch. animalcrossing-callout- Thanks for making me “no follow”. I don’t want your particular brand of crazy anywhere near my blog. In fact, you can add my sides as well: merlasse and roofuckerstan. Because my Australian kangaroo porn wants nothing to do with you. And since I’m on a serious roll, I thought you’d all like to know that I’m a moderator for /r/TumblrinAction on reddit. I am part of an exclusive team of shitlords who let other people make fun of all of you and your crazy mental gymnastics. Merry Christmas, you tweenie boppers.

[generalhammond]

These are reasons to follow you, just saying. (full disclosure I also mod TiA)

[modest-sylveon-deactivated20160]

God damn, suddenly I just feel really, really sad and I don’t know why. 

[generalhammond]

need to talk man?

[tuesdaynovember]

how to be man 1 - eat dirt 2 - RAWRRR MAN

scenceable (via tuesdaynovember)

can confirm

[elajichileno]

[xxplumbeoarchive]

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

[therainingkiwi]

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

[generalhammond]

Why hello Stevo

[aaps-playhouse]

Hello! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers. Good luck :)

I do not have a favorite follower yet and you already answered this thing.

OK.

5)  My weiner.  Nuff said

4) my concrete thighs

3) Did I say my weiner yet?

2) My skillz.  I got a lot of those.

1)  I think I am gonna have to say my weiner for this one. 

[generalhammond]

applauds