~The One and Only General~

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

[desert-neon]

I have never reblogged anything faster.

[iheartmalec]

y’all really are so talented

[caratheillustrious]

Specifically looking at you, babe @i-got-these-words

[i-got-these-words]

Who, me?!

[adriftwoods]

[lozyrosie]

before and after evolution 

[sabbatma-archive]

I don’t care if you’re malevolent! Or if it was pointless!

A world without you is the one thing I couldn’t bear!

[misty-reeyus]

Laphicet, tell this self-absorbed idiot what she needs to hear!

[kohomint]

[theweirdwideweb]

[laurents-laces]

I don’t even speak Thai, but I’m dying for them to translate the rest of the books if all the covers are going to be as beautiful as this.

[goyangiiart]

[theworstinpeople]

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

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[newdoges]

[deepsoulfury-deactivated2019090]

Tiger by Shirley Kroos

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[ambris]

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[beautiful-wildlife]

Tiger Cub by © inawolfisblickwinkel

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