(^_^)

im back in the fucking building again they/he(bee/jee/bees)

[generalshitposting-sir]

crawling back to tumblr as an adult with responsibilities like its an oasis in a desert....... she is a cruel mistress...

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[generalshitposting-sir]

nearly forgot that TEOT pt1 is one of the gayest things ever released on British Television

[swordtit]

[morimhe]

Again.

[valkyrneuroptics]

i think if you told albrect entrati you were trans he'd be like "ahh... In my time, ive seen. Many who wished to change their form. I've adopted a few myself over my time..." and then hed inject you with horrible diseases

[pansyfemme]

this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[generalshitposting-sir]

Today's Character that is Transgender Because I Say So: Luke Rattigan

(Doctor Who, S4 E4 - The Sontaran Stratagem)

[the-meme-monarch]

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

[bbnotumbl]

[snokoplasmadonor]

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

[generalshitposting-sir]

So glad they're gay now but I didn't need to see that much Phulge.

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[homunculus-argument]

Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.

[claudiagray]

I am an anti-sexist, self-catering Africanized bee.

[generalshitposting-sir]

Aromantic, Sapiosexual Life Hack here!