a day in the life of the devil

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I only smoke after sex

when getting committed to psych last time i said told the #shrink - sure i set myself on fire, but not last week #MarshmallowsOnMyFingers

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Covered In Spit

‪#‎dogs‬ suck as comfort when youre ‪#‎suicidal‬ or down. nothing makes a shitty day worse than being covered in dog spit ‪#‎DogSpitHidesMyTears‬

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You Only Die Once

gun jam ‪#‎SuicidalFailure‬ & hanged so much all 7 discs in neck are destroyed forever - damned to outlive every1 i know ‪#‎YODO‬ ‪#‎YouOnlyDieOnce‬

[garfieldminusgarfield]

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

[generalzod-blog]

your tooth hurts because of a tiny demon inside your mouth that keeps hitting it with a tiny hammer

in all fairness to the anti-vaccers back in the 1800s, most "cures" were probably just a bottle of yak semen and something radioactive randomly thrown in to make the "science" work #MyPitIsFull

~goji

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the cow says 'moooo' the bum says 'you got any spare change'?

i find it interesting when i move from one city to the next or just visit there how some cities allow panhandling usually because they consider it free speech and others do not allow it and usually dont give any reason other than because its panhandling. ​its like when my dad would tell me not to do something wen i was a kid and if i asked him why his only reply was "because i said so". #MyPitIsFull ~goji

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steve jobs - the man with such a big ego it took two films to fit it all in

personally i feel apple has gifted me with salvation. they are truly my healer. yea, before applepay and iphones i had no way of purchasing anything. i used to bump into things that i wanted to have, but they just got knocked onto the floor. i thought, there has to be a better way.  ​ ​first they invented the mp3 player and their itunes, which is good because before then all of my music i heard would just fall on the floor. then they invented phones. people laughed when they were bold enough to deliver the first tablet that happened to show up a decade earlier as a hybrid, but that doesnt matter you see, because apple had used their iTime machine to go back before then and invent it as well.  ​ ​theyve told us even though we have doubt, they have told us that soon they will unveil a way to tell time. but... it does much more than this, you see, this is what theyre calling a "smart watch". when they announced its creation, they declared! declare i tell you! that they have invented INVENTED I SAY the smart watch, and it should be released in stores around the time that 4th and 5th generation smart watches from everyone else come along. but now, behold! ​ ​for a millennia mankind has been able to make transactions with man, holding up progress and commerce. but now, thanx to apple we will finally have the means to purchase goods and services. god bless steve jobs, long may he reig-- err sorry. ​ ​​#MyPitIsFull ~goji

[generalzod-blog]

your turkey will be jealous if you cant make room for everyone

next time you see a pregnant woman ask her this. if you love your baby then why did you eat it?     #MyPitIsFull

[isildur-elessar]

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Lightsabers

[jamesbadgedale]

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!" #10 - Dawn of The Dead Italy & USA | 1978

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the muzak in this film is amazing

[slobbering]

[grezmiralda]

Puppy.

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squee

[fyhoco]

Star Wars - Darth Maul Cyborg

DMC Cosplay by Darth Maul Cyborg

Obi-Wan Cosplay by Michael Olson

Photos by 2nd Shift, Alisia Silliman, and A. Tom Rehn

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

30 Days, 30 Monsters | day twenty-four ↳ Metaluna Mutants

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

You know, I never metaluna I didn’t like.

This is another monster brought to my attention by way of Mystery Science Theater. Appearing in This Island Earth, the Metaluna Mutants are only slightly less horrifying than the giant-foreheaded Metalunans themselves. 

The mutants only show up at the tail-end of the film, sadly. The bizarre insectoid aliens have very little in the way of explanation or backstory—they simply are. I can’t think of many more apt depictions of 50s sci-fi aesthetic. The bright colors, the memorable design, the screaming obviousness of being some poor guy sweating underneath a latex suit, it’s all there! 

[ki77enaids]

Can’t skate, still want.

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because noone demanded it, its back! the weekend cinemageddon movie

this weeks film: against the dark. while it sounds like a porno its worse, its a steven seagal film.

[generalzod-blog]

time for me to bring back your movie of the week. this weeks movie:  against the dark w/ steven seagal. as usual he makes up some martial arts. this time, its to destroy not vampires, not zombies, but zombie vampires [ill call em zompires i guess] as you can see from the pix theres at least one required explosion. i posted the trailer a little bit ago as well. hunt it down, make some popcorn and enjoy your not-getting-out-of-bed weekend ~goji

[generalzod-blog]

1 part vampire zombies [vambies?!!? zompires??!?!] + 1 part steven seagal = all parts awesome