Beep boop. Pew Pew.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese dancer performs bellydance(Raqs Sharqi) in his oc assassin style (cr 舞贝勒）

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[worldtherewithin]

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[dogpuppy]

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[dogposts]

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

[jokerjokinghahaha]

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated