Beep boop. Pew Pew.

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[were--ralph]

Genuinely, what happens in those games?

[cannibalchicken]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[thegenderal]

Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.

[thegenderal]

“Whats in your pants?” “Dirt.”

[thegenderal]

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[rinnegami]

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[eraserheadadult]

big scary creature with a little pink bow on her head is the only type of character design that matters

[eraserheadadult]

tutorial how to draw a beautiful baby girl

[beadyeyes]

[targetedknowledge]

[iamnotmitski]

when the loneliness kicks in

[kronkk]

White boy Wednesday

[stardial]

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

[stardial]

and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that's just the curse which is fine

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid