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Peeta: She ain’t my girl.

Snow: What?

Katniss: What?

Peeta: She’s her own girl. She don’t belong to anyone.

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Plutarch: So if Peeta is the genius, then how is Katniss gonna build Snow a doomsday device?

Haymitch: She's not.

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Katniss: Do you ever think before you speak?

Finnick: Yes, I think, "haha that's funny", and then I say it.

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Gale: Coin, Katniss's missing. Can you find her?

Coin: Do you think I have her microchipped or something?

Gale: Well, do you?

Coin: *reluctantly* Yeah, hang on...

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Effie: Hold on, I keep an extra pair of shoes in my bag.

Johanna: Interesting. I keep seven ways to kill you in mine.

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Coin: I'm not dreaming about settling down.

Plutarch: Maybe you already have. You're the president, you like it, you love District 13-

Coin: No, I love scotch and myself. I tolerate District 13.

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Effie: Okay. How about some calzones?

Haymitch: Calzones are like pizzas but they're harder to eat. They're dumb and so was that idea.

Effie: Seriously?

Haymitch: This is embarrassing for you.

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Finnick: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Katniss.

Johanna: Agreed.

Finnick: Take it to the grave?

Johanna: To the grave.

Finnick: This conversation never happened.

Johanna: I don't even know who you are.

Finnick: ...That's hurtful, you took it too far.

Johanna: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.

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Beetee: Is everything okay?

Gale: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

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Haymitch: Don't be mistaken about this appointment, Katniss. I've always despised you.

Katniss: Well, you are my mentor. I mean, you're biased.

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Sometimes when I rant about the Capitol, I forget to breathe and I pass out.

Gale

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You wrote 4,000 pages on one of the most complicated subjects in the world. I mean, I used to get bored halfway through writing a text message. Be proud.

Effie, to Beetee

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Prim: Okay, if you want me to bend out this metal, you need to relax.

Katniss, tensely: I am relaxed!

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Effie: Excuse me? When did the Mongols rule China?

Katniss: I don't know, I just work here.

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Effie: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Haymitch: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Finnick: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Haymitch: Why?

Finnick: I wanna put them on stop signs! *runs out*

Haymitch: Finnick no!

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Snow: I've never had a human as a pet before. I think I'll call you "Stinky."

Katniss: The name is Katniss.

Snow: Stinky is more accurate.