Cory

they/them :) 26 I'm waaaaaaay more active on my Instagram two.wheel.symphony

[geniebeanieboy]

Updated!

[i-am-a-fish]

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

[geniebeanieboy]

Little guy for your troubles

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[nerviovago]

[bradysbigblog]

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.

“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”

By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.

[deadmotelsusa]

The former Yankee Doodle Diner is abandoned and decaying in East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. It last operated as the Four Seasons Diner.

[geniebeanieboy]

I got two arties of my menace Genesis during Artfight this year and I genuinely cannot stop thinking about them

Headshot is from @arualmeow and the full body is by UmbraSolphira on AF and IG (soz idk if you have a tumblr umbra!!!)

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[crunchin]

let's awooo with mama

[dailycatsblog]

[hms-no-fun]

the only solution to the "problem" of trans women in sports is to desegregate sports along gender lines entirely. weight class is literally right there. "but men are stronger" hey what if women have other advantages besides brute strength? what if the athletic capacity of human beings exceeds the limitations of our socially-constructed gender roles?

or how about this: what if our obsession with "biological fairness" in sports is inherently eugenic and bad for society? instead of asking how unfair it would be to let women play women's sports, why don't we ask what our commitment to this arbitrary social dichotomy is losing us? and what might we gain from shedding such an outdated priority from our athletic institutions?

i just don't think any arguments in favor of maintaining gendered segregation can be accepted as valid when they are indistinguishable from the arguments in favor of racial segregation. if the only evidence in your favor is "biology," all i can ask is why should that matter? what does it mean that we've decided it matters? why is it such a visceral threat to the powers that be to even suggest softening these boundaries? and why don't we question the impulse to say "that's ridiculous"?

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[papernewt]

This photograph is so beautiful and joyful; as is the story attached to it. My day is always brighter for seeing it, and knowing that Martin and Bosco’s memory is cherished by strangers on the internet continues to give me hope for online spaces. All my love, milleniallust4death. I hope your day is wonderful!

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

[sadboybrigade]

drink 15 cups of coffee in a day and you can clip through walls

[spooky-spaghetties]

me, approaching my local barista with trepidation and awe: potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion.

potion seller: trenta macchiato plus five shots as usual, then?

me, extending my credit card with a trembling hand: fuck me up

[heartshapedsupremacybelief]

[geniebeanieboy]

Putting this here for funsies