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Hello! My laptop broke down, so just a heads up to those im threading with Impey will be going on a sudden semi-hiatus. If you need to reach me or contact me at all during this time feel free to follow me on twitter @smallblooky
(headcanon meme) + time ((I had trouble copying the heart thing))
Impey doesn’t worry about time, it’s just a concept to him pretty much. The days go by and he doesn't dwell on time passed or wasted instead he lives each day to its fullest, whatever he doesn't finish one day he’ll get it done the next.
Domestic Starters
“I got the groceries, but I couldn’t read the last thing on your list. Is this even close?”
“It’s too hot. Open a window or something.”
“Could you please grab me a drink while you’re up?”
“Here. Blankets. Since you won’t quit complaining about the cold.”
“Come here. You’re shivering.”
“There’s nothing we need to do today but relax. Why are you running around, exactly?”
“Thanks for taking care of the laundry.”
“Quiet down! I’m trying to read.”
“What are you working on?”
“It’s new. What do you think?”
“Sit down and let me do your hair.”
“I think it’s time for a new look. I want to help.”
“You want me to try on that?”
“Did you steal my shirt again?”
“I know I had three more in the fridge. You swear you don’t know where they went?”
“Don’t you think these flowers brighten the place up?”
“I made dinner. Your favorite.”
“You made some for me to eat, too? Thank you!”
“I couldn’t sleep either.”
“Let’s stay up and watch the stars.”
“I’ve got snacks!”
“Can we just sit here together?”
“This is nice. Quiet.”
“I’m glad I get to spend time with you like this.”
* a long way gone starters
a long way gone is a novel by ishmael beah.
‘ none of what happened was your fault. ’
‘ i don’t have much, but i will give you a place to sleep, food, and my love. ’
‘ come with me to the kitchen for some food. ’
‘ do you want to lie down? ’
‘ this is going to hurt. ’
‘ you are my son. ’
‘ how did you get these scars? ’
‘ you can go if you want to, but i suggest that you stay in bed tonight. ’
‘ come back tomorrow so that i can change the bandage. ’
‘ thank you for coming to see me. ’
‘ would you like to tell me about it? ’
‘ you look hungry. ’
‘ i’ll bring you some food, and please, take your time. ’
‘ how do you like being here? ’
‘ i was never disappointed, since i always expected the worst to happen. ’
‘ you were just a little boy, and anytime you want to tell me anything, i am here to listen. ’
‘ like i said, we cannot go back. but we can start from here. ’
‘ i’d wake up sweating and throwing punches in the air. ’
‘ so i couldn’t bring myself to be completely happy. ’
‘ you’ll get through this. ’
‘ you are lucky. ’
‘ how long have i been here? ’
‘ you have a great smile, you should smile more. ’
‘ i had this dream last night. ’
‘ in the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy, and confusion. ’
‘ i was worried about living with a family. ’
‘ are you sure you want to be friends with me? ’
‘ i had learned to survive and take care of myself. ’
‘ if you are alive, there is hope for a better day and something good to happen. ’
‘ people don’t trust each other anymore. ’
‘ they have lost everything that makes them human. ’
‘ i know, i know. ’
A few Starters - Ice Breakers
“Are you following me?”
“Hey, watch where you’re going.”
“You look vaguely familiar…”
“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
“Do you need help with that?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
“Hey handsome/beautiful.”
“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
“It’s you, isn’t it?”
“Happy to see me again?”
“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
“You looking to start a fight or something?”
“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
“Come with me, no time to explain!”
“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
“Are these guys bothering you?”
“Hey, leave him/her alone!”
“You look tired. Need a ride?”
“Shit shit, are you okay?!”
“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
“Well look what the cat dragged in.”
“Never thought I’d see your face again.”
“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
“You look like bad news….”
“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
“Nice to meet you.”
📒
📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
Impey definitely has a journal, he keeps it filled with many different things such as invention ideas he has throughout the day, about the peoples hes met, and the adventures hes had.
Day 1
New place? Wrench gone. One single question, can I get to the moon from here? Feeling a lot weaker suddenly.
Met a girl that gave me a compliment! This world is new but I think I like it.
A girl from the moon found me, shes from something called a space colony! I hope she can tell me all about the moon.
I heard from a search that from this place the moon is not able to be reached. Despite that, I’ll figure out how to reach it anyways!
A lot of people got riled up about the moon, I don’t know why, but I can agree with them.
There’s a big hole in this city! It’s really cool! Big airship to travel into hole.
A kid fell into the water but I rescued him!
A night I found a girl with beautiful wings of fire, I must make some of my own.
🌟
🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
It’s not much of a secret, but he truly does desire to go to the moon by his own invention. He wants to fulfill the old mans wish. This dream has a lot behind it, it’s not just for himself, but he also wants to show vampires just how amazing technology can be and the wonders you can achieve with it in hopes that they to accept that human science can be used for so many advantages.
👩⚕️
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
“OWW OW OW” He yelped in exaggeration, squirming about like a child. “I know there’s a lot of blood but is this really only way to stop it?!” He was thankful for the help, but too full of woe to show it.
🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
His comfort item isn’t anything soft or cuddly, it would be his wrench. It’s the same wrench that the old man who raised him used, and after he passed on Impey took the wrench with him and always kept it at his side. He no longer has it now but he’ll do his best to get it back someday.
❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter
Warning(s): Alcohol
[ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning.
[ text ]: I’d ask why there’s pictures of Kayne West all over my bedroom floor but I don’t actually want an answer at this point.
[ text ]: I can hear your life falling apart through the ceiling. Shut up.
[ text ]: I just googled ‘Rarest Pepe’ and I’m crying.
[ text ]: I just brought the Spice Girls Greatest Hits.
[ text ]: I’ve had nothing to do all day so I’ve been learning the lyrics to ‘Trap Queen’.
[ text ]: Be proud of drunk me. I managed to only eat HALF of a large pizza this time.
[ text ]: We all got really drunk and communally agreed Bucky Barnes was a ‘cute little button babe’.
[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis.
[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?
[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.
[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.
[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.
[ text ]: I want Lucky Charms.
[ text ]: I’m not surprised he didn’t show up. He didn’t arrange it.
[ text ]: I miss hugging you and smelling your hair (in a non-weird way!).
[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?
[ text ]: I was in the middle of a check-up and the doctor quoted Jurrassic Park at me.
[ text ]: I replaced your apple juice with whiskey six months ago.
[ text ]: Why did you send me pictures of yourself dressed in all of my coats?
[ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.
[ text ]: What a complete ball of Human-shaped trash.
[ text ]: You need to stop shouting about Communism in public places.
[ text ]: I was just legitimately asked if Human was a form of meat.
[ text ]: The Devil has a British accent.
[ text ]: You kept making train noises all night. Are you okay?
[ text ]: I just brought some muscle cream and I smell like a herb garden.
[ text ]: I think our neighbour may have gone rabid.
[ text ]: I realise we were joking at the time but are you considering a stripping career?
[ text ]: I don’t want to go out today. I’d rather wear wet socks all day.
Send “Wrong Number!” For a completely out of context text from my muse!
text message starters pt. 1
[ text; ] this is a terrible idea
[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
[ text; ] i need help.
[ text; ] i don’ t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
[ text; ] anyway i’m bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i’m good
[ text; ] i love death and dying
[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ text; ] don’t freak out but i’m in the hospital.
[ text; ] leave me alone.
[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
[ text; ] QUICK WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
[ text; ] some-
[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
[ text; ] i’m going to do it.
[ text; ] i’m sorry.
[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
[ text; ] i’m playing club penguin and you wouldn’t believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
[ text; ] you okay?
[ text; ] i’m so worried please text back please please please
[ text; ] ‘i don’t drink coffee,’ i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
[ text; ] it’s 3 am and i can’t sleep
[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!
Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
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Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
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Character Survey of Doom
Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character’s height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy? 2. How old is he? 3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch? 4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities? 5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid? 6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror? 7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred? 8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style. 9. What color are his eyes? 10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features? 11. What are his chief tension centers? 12. What is the character’s wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit? 13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them? 14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences? 15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Speech
1. What does this character’s voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse? 2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate? 3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics? 4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency? 5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations? 6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words? 7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart? 2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate? 3. Describe the character’s thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical? 4. What kind of education has the character had? 5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about? 6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert? 7. Describe the character’s temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven? 8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic? 9. Is he more likely to act, or to react? 10. Which is his default: fight or flight? 11. Describe the character’s sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks? 12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them? 13. What moments in this character’s life have defined him as a person? 14. What does he fear? 15. What are his hopes or aspirations? 16. What is something he doesn’t want anyone to find out about him?
Relationships
1. Describe this character’s relationship with his parents. 2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like? 3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can’t stand? 4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them? 5. Who is/was the character’s best friend? How did they meet? 6. Does he have other close friends? 7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people? 8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends? 9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once? 10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse? 11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest? 12. What does he look for in a romantic partner? 13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any? 14. Does he have any rivals or enemies? 15. What is the character’s sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale? 16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him? 17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
Beliefs
1. Do you know your character’s astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type? 2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life? 3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it? 4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent? 5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
Daily Life
1. What is the character’s financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt? 2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him? 3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others? 4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on? 5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else? 6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time? 7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:
1. Color? 2. Smell? 3. Time of day? 4. Season? 5. Book? 6. Music? 7. Place? 8. Substance? 9. Plant? 10. Animal?
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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets
🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret
🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret
🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs
🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist
🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist
❤️- For a secret crush
📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like
👁🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike
🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about
🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about
💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others
🏹- For a talent they wish they had
👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone
☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps
🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)
📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)
📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)
🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse
❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!
Leave my muse an anonymous letter detailing your muses’ feelings towards them.
Hatred, love, or anything in between - put words to the unsaid parts of their relationship.
Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.