Merp

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[cronenburger]

[bbcwhereareyou]

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[automodownremade-deactivated202]

i had a very intense nightmare when i was a young child where my nintendo gamecube had some sort of built in weather alert feature and when i tried to play melee during a tornado this screen came up along with a really loud buzzing sound and i woke up with tears coming out of my eyes

[dogpuppy]

[universalmum]

🎨 the sky 🧡🩵🩷

[barnsburntdownnow]

Full Moon Over Mt Hood Ron Brown; Oregon March 2, 2026

[fieldandgrain]

cannon beach, OR | Pentax mx | SMC 50mm | fuji400

[thelostcanyon]

Rocky shore composed of basalt, Depoe Bay, Oregon.

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[dirtbaby2016]

Ok get this. It's like those Japanese cartoons (anime as they call it in Japan), but they're sucking and fucking.

[loveridden1999]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[cryptotheism]

[pointing at the moon] hey man can you put that thing on a leash?

[communist-hatsunemiku]

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.